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Bumpsdaq | |
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This thing looks truly astonishing. But remember, rowing is our first priority. (8 comments...) | |
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Top 100 internet games | |
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The 100 best games on the internet as chosen by FHM. (4 comments...) | |
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Wokouts for Women ergo demonstration | |
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This video is pure class. "Maintain a rowing movement to increase your heart rate!". (12 comments...) | |
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News story from Trafford | |
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And we thought the Cam was bad... | |
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You Are An Idiot | |
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Quality. You need sound to appreciate it properly. | |
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BBC guide to using the ergo | |
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Good grief! How many mistakes can you make in one guide?
Obviously aimed at "gym ergers". (4 comments...) | |
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The Website Font - "Georgia" | |
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The font that the website is designed to be displayed with no longer seems to come with Internet Explorer, nor is it available from Microsoft's website.
Follow the link to get the "Georgia" font if you don't have it on your computer. (4 comments...) | |
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The Boat Race | |
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I think this is our 100th link.
Anyway:
a) The poll is back. Website veterans will remember well the 2001 poll - I think it's been fixed since then but it's still vital to keep Cambridge above 50%.
b) You used to be able to change the logo in the top corner so you could have it light blue... can you still do this? I can't see how... | |
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Sticky Wicket | |
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Basically the old Game & Watch Donkey Kong game... which can only be a good thing. (4 comments...) | |
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That's not cricket | |
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Quite how someone managed to score 408 given that you only get 10 overs I don't know, but quite amusing nonetheless.... (13 comments...) | |
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New "blacker" black | |
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Surely an idea for the next Black Prince? (2 comments...) | |
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The smoke hammer | |
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If you want the latest on the state of the nation... | |
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The Lightweight Nation! | |
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You can create nations of your own too, and decide government policy etc. (1 comment...) | |
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Mr T's website | |
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if MC Peck was Mr. T, the website might look a bit like this ... | |
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You British amuse us | |
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hehehehehe (1 comment...) | |
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Top 100 rowing sites | |
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A rowing website popularity poll. Apparently by following the link you vote for ours - might be fun for a week or two. Their rules say maximum votes allowed are one per day each. (41 comments...) | |
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Slime football | |
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From the same site as Andy's 'Gridlock', try World Cup slime football. Pretty straightforward until the semi-finals, it then becomes much tougher.
It looks as though this site might contain many more entertaining games, but can anyone read the lingo? (7 comments...) | |
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Your ideal job | |
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10 comments... |
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Look and Read | |
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Classic. Absolutely classic. Courtesy of a current thread on CUCBC. Who can't remember the annoying boy from Geordie Racer or the scary knight in Dark Towers? (assuming you are as old as me) (1 comment...) | |
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Nice Tits | |
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What a refreshing change... (1 comment...) | |
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Definately one for the photo album | |
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Browsing jet photographic re:Mays, and this has to be the one for the girlies to buy. (2nd men, there is nothing decent - id=7215 is probably the best). | |
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Time for a bit of creativity | |
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A very enjoyable waste of time, but I have no idea why.... | |
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Jacko Baby Drop Game | |
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According to The Telegraph, these games are 'sick' and 'despicable'... | |
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Fight club | |
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another complete classic from google... (9 comments...) | |
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The Proof That Rowing Is Evil | |
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Speaks for itself really | |
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Superhero Name Generator | |
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Get your own super-name from here. | |
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Pluck My Tash | |
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The most bizarre flash game that the BBC have ever come up with. Can you pluck Mark Lawrenson's upper lip fast enough to prevent his moustache growing back? Add in corner flags coming out of his ears and badgers invading the screen, and you've got one messed up game... | |
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GooglePeople | |
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Googlism in reverse. Enter a question such as "Who is boat club captain?" and get a list of possible answers. Sixth on the list is, impressively enough, Andrew Fisher. But not before three Boar's Head members. And check out who follows Andrew on the list... (33 comments...) | |
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Afterlife Telegrams | |
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The best use for the terminally ill since Bill Hicks' plan for more realistic film stunts... | |
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Smurf name generator | |
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I'm sick of googlisms. | |
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Shonky or Drongo | |
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As the Ashes get underway, and England hurtle towards yet another humiliating series defeat, find out your Aussie nickname, courtesy of the good ol' BBC. | |
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Googlism | |
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Another great way to find descriptions of your favourite everyday objects:
what is rowing? rowing is fun. rowing is the best sport on the planet.
what is first and third? first and third is absolutely free. first and third is a tall order but we're more than capable of doing it. first and third is particularly well suited to popular styles where there is usually a bass drum hit on the first beat.
who is martin peck? martin peck is pissed.
who is graham fisher? graham fisher is working up to twenty years experience and is a certified canoe.
who is john earl? john earl is a bit of a pratt. john earl is out on bail this morning. john earl is now deceased. (41 comments...) | |
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Dog Harmonics | |
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Simple but amusing. | |
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I'm feeling peckish... | |
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2 comments... |
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C.Y.B.O.R.G. | |
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"Just enter your name below and the Cyborger will tell you what your name would mean if you happened to be a shallow imitation of humanity with a dark purpose."
boatie : Biomechanical Obedient Android Trained for Infiltration and Exploration
Not far wrong I reckon... (2 comments...) | |
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Lost in Translation | |
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Enter some text and see it translated back and forth between English, French, German, Italian, Spanish and Portuguese.
Did you know you are a member of "in the first place and the third association of the boat of threeness"? (4 comments...) | |
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Prior-Art-O-Matic | |
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rowing is a contraceptive device that has no moving parts!
first and third is a saucepan that lasts forever!
dubya is a strain of bacteria that cleans itself!
the peckster is a parachute that can be bolted onto a cufflink and responds to ambient light changes.
hours of fun... (32 comments...) | |
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Guess the Dictator or Sit-Com Character | |
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Astonishing... but it can be beaten! (8 comments...) | |
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Real email stories from Hoaxbusters | |
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I got an email this morning, which I thought was probably a hoax, so I went to the Hoaxbusters website to check it out. It was indeed a hoax, but more interesting were the other hoaxes, some of which were quite amusingly silly. Best of all, however, was this page of emails that looked like hoaxes but weren't. The two at the bottom are simply fantastic (do go to the links after reading the report), although with the depth of knowledge and the competitiveness in the club, I'm sure we can beat three seconds... (1 comment...) | |
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Real-Time Testing of Internet Filtering | |
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It seems that www.firstandthird.org has been blocked by Chinese censors. There must obviously be some potentially harmful information on it. (3 comments...) | |
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Porrasturvat - Stair Dismount | |
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A delightfully twisted little game. Unfortunately you have to download (~2MB) and install it before you can play, but it's definitely worth it.
I've managed to get around 140000, but there are far higher scores to be had... | |
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Pull-O-Meter | |
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Useful to find out what chance you have of pulling at the bc bop.
I scored 58%.... (28 comments...) | |
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Angry Strudel | |
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After many many hours spent searching for this, I have found it. Angry Strudel Productions is the internet home of ...... The Bleets. Original Farmer Material. Get the song and get ready for the Mich Term Bop. | |
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For all you aspiring world dominators... | |
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In particular check out the Doomsday device section and the "featured lair" in the Evil Realtor. | |
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Space Merchant Realms | |
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A game for all those of you who now have nothing to do for a while. The website explains it all! | |
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Which footballer are you? | |
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You've saved England more times than anyone but unless you're joining Status Quo, you need to lose the ponytail. You're a decent bloke who always does the right thing. But the error-count is slowly on the up. (13 comments...) | |
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Happy as always | |
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Cheer up - you would have thought it was the first Stroke of the start or something! | |
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Instant highlights | |
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Why wait for the evening programmes to relive the game? | |
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Cambridge Purity Test | |
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Probably seen it before, but it's amusing anyway. 155% (17 comments...) | |
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BBC games | |
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Full of great games. The celebrity arm-wrestling selection is particularly good, especially Kylie vs Posh. | |