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| Afterlife Telegrams | |
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| The best use for the terminally ill since Bill Hicks' plan for more realistic film stunts... | |
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| Smurf name generator | |
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| I'm sick of googlisms. | |
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| Shonky or Drongo | |
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| As the Ashes get underway, and England hurtle towards yet another humiliating series defeat, find out your Aussie nickname, courtesy of the good ol' BBC. | |
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| Googlism | |
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Another great way to find descriptions of your favourite everyday objects:
what is rowing? rowing is fun. rowing is the best sport on the planet.
what is first and third? first and third is absolutely free. first and third is a tall order but we're more than capable of doing it. first and third is particularly well suited to popular styles where there is usually a bass drum hit on the first beat.
who is martin peck? martin peck is pissed.
who is graham fisher? graham fisher is working up to twenty years experience and is a certified canoe.
who is john earl? john earl is a bit of a pratt. john earl is out on bail this morning. john earl is now deceased. (41 comments...) | |
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| Dog Harmonics | |
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| Simple but amusing. | |
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| I'm feeling peckish... | |
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| C.Y.B.O.R.G. | |
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"Just enter your name below and the Cyborger will tell you what your name would mean if you happened to be a shallow imitation of humanity with a dark purpose."
boatie : Biomechanical Obedient Android Trained for Infiltration and Exploration
Not far wrong I reckon... (2 comments...) | |
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| Lost in Translation | |
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Enter some text and see it translated back and forth between English, French, German, Italian, Spanish and Portuguese.
Did you know you are a member of "in the first place and the third association of the boat of threeness"? (4 comments...) | |
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| Prior-Art-O-Matic | |
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rowing is a contraceptive device that has no moving parts!
first and third is a saucepan that lasts forever!
dubya is a strain of bacteria that cleans itself!
the peckster is a parachute that can be bolted onto a cufflink and responds to ambient light changes.
hours of fun... (32 comments...) | |
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| Guess the Dictator or Sit-Com Character | |
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| Astonishing... but it can be beaten! (8 comments...) | |
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| Real email stories from Hoaxbusters | |
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| I got an email this morning, which I thought was probably a hoax, so I went to the Hoaxbusters website to check it out. It was indeed a hoax, but more interesting were the other hoaxes, some of which were quite amusingly silly. Best of all, however, was this page of emails that looked like hoaxes but weren't. The two at the bottom are simply fantastic (do go to the links after reading the report), although with the depth of knowledge and the competitiveness in the club, I'm sure we can beat three seconds... (1 comment...) | |
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| Real-Time Testing of Internet Filtering | |
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| It seems that www.firstandthird.org has been blocked by Chinese censors. There must obviously be some potentially harmful information on it. (3 comments...) | |
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| Porrasturvat - Stair Dismount | |
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A delightfully twisted little game. Unfortunately you have to download (~2MB) and install it before you can play, but it's definitely worth it.
I've managed to get around 140000, but there are far higher scores to be had... | |
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| Pull-O-Meter | |
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Useful to find out what chance you have of pulling at the bc bop.
I scored 58%.... (28 comments...) | |
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| Angry Strudel | |
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| After many many hours spent searching for this, I have found it. Angry Strudel Productions is the internet home of ...... The Bleets. Original Farmer Material. Get the song and get ready for the Mich Term Bop. | |
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| For all you aspiring world dominators... | |
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| In particular check out the Doomsday device section and the "featured lair" in the Evil Realtor. | |
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| Space Merchant Realms | |
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| A game for all those of you who now have nothing to do for a while. The website explains it all! | |
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| Which footballer are you? | |
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| You've saved England more times than anyone but unless you're joining Status Quo, you need to lose the ponytail. You're a decent bloke who always does the right thing. But the error-count is slowly on the up. (13 comments...) | |
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| Happy as always | |
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| Cheer up - you would have thought it was the first Stroke of the start or something! | |
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| Instant highlights | |
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| Why wait for the evening programmes to relive the game? | |
