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Lard lovers face national crisis | |||
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7 comments... | |||
by RTT - Wed 17th Nov 2004, 10:07am | |||
I hope someone has informed CUW. Blondie may have to come up with a new tactic this year. | |||
by Alex - Thu 18th Nov 2004, 1:25am | |||
RTT said: I hope someone has informed CUW. Blondie may have to come up with a new tactic this year. I was unaware that Blondie had ever had a 'tactic' as such. Jolly bad form this 'tactic' lark, if you ask me, anyway... | |||
by Simon - Thu 18th Nov 2004, 9:00am | |||
RTT said: Blondie may have to come up with a new tactic this year. Do they cover themselves in lard like cross-channel swimmers? | |||
by physics in action - Thu 18th Nov 2004, 10:21am | |||
Simon said: Do they cover themselves in lard like cross-channel swimmers? No, lard's lighter than water, so eating more lard increases buoyancy & thus boatspeed. It's inspired.We missed this crucial point in Lents '99 and actually decided to no fat at all - d'oh! | |||
by Alex - Thu 18th Nov 2004, 2:50pm | |||
Simon said: Do they cover themselves in lard like cross-channel swimmers? Simon, that really is one of the most revolting thoughts anyone has ever come up with in connection with Blondie. I think I may have to go and be violently ill now... | |||
by Dan - Thu 18th Nov 2004, 5:36pm | |||
I think I might have the solution. | |||
by Mike - Fri 19th Nov 2004, 10:53am | |||
Dan said: I think I might have the solution. Does the Life Van's Mega Mouthful burger not beat that hands down? I'm sure Graham will confirm the exact details, but it's four (quarter-pound) burgers, with bacon and cheese between each one plus sundry other calorific delights. Some fat knacker from America managed to eat one in 1 minute 52 seconds. |