2nd May VIII Song 2023
Waxed Up Boats
To the tune of Foster the People's Pumped Up Kicks
Jesus has some quick ergs We lost to them in Nines so we need a Bumps plan This term we've done so much work No longer paddling at 2:30 splits, yeah
We found our top cruising speed Now we need to keep it up for three minutes We don't even know how But now Division 2, yeah, we're coming for you
All the other crews with the waxed-up boats You better row, better row outrow FaT M2 All the other crews with the geared-up oars You better row, better row faster than the bucket
All the other crews with the waxed-up boats You better row, better row outrow FaT M2 All the other crews with the geared-up oars You better row, better row faster than the bucket
Bomber works a long day 'Cause Toby catches late, yeah, and Bogdan squares late Now Bomber's smile is a surprise Crew dinner's cooked by Andrey, and it's tasting nice
I've hovered for a long time Yeah, the catch of our 6 seat is a quick crew shower Now I'm squaring with our stroke seat And say, 'You caught a crab, you must have lost your blade, yeah'
All the other crews with the waxed-up boats You better row, better row outrow FaT M2 All the other crews with the geared-up oars You better row, better row faster than the bucket
All the other crews with the waxed-up boats You better row, better row outrow FaT M2 All the other crews with the geared-up oars You better row, better row faster than the bucket