2nd May VIII Song 2023

Waxed Up Boats

To the tune of Foster the People's Pumped Up Kicks

Jesus has some quick ergs
We lost to them in Nines so we need a Bumps plan
This term we've done so much work
No longer paddling at 2:30 splits, yeah

We found our top cruising speed
Now we need to keep it up for three minutes
We don't even know how
But now Division 2, yeah, we're coming for you

All the other crews with the waxed-up boats
You better row, better row outrow FaT M2
All the other crews with the geared-up oars
You better row, better row faster than the bucket

All the other crews with the waxed-up boats
You better row, better row outrow FaT M2
All the other crews with the geared-up oars
You better row, better row faster than the bucket

Bomber works a long day
'Cause Toby catches late, yeah, and Bogdan squares late
Now Bomber's smile is a surprise
Crew dinner's cooked by Andrey, and it's tasting nice

I've hovered for a long time
Yeah, the catch of our 6 seat is a quick crew shower
Now I'm squaring with our stroke seat
And say, 'You caught a crab, you must have lost your blade, yeah'

All the other crews with the waxed-up boats
You better row, better row outrow FaT M2
All the other crews with the geared-up oars
You better row, better row faster than the bucket

All the other crews with the waxed-up boats
You better row, better row outrow FaT M2
All the other crews with the geared-up oars
You better row, better row faster than the bucket

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