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How to tan?

The second most important thing about Mays rowing (after bumps)... bronzing.

Stay completely covered at all times to avoid any chance of a tan (see A. Lea-Cox)		15%

Wear an all-in-one and get strap marks (see people too busy rowing to care about looks)		48%

Wear only one strap and then switch at the lock to avoid too much of a strap mark whilst still being able to row well (see T. Coker)		6%

Push both straps down to avoid strap marks and (if female) hope it holds and (if male) hope it doesn't (see Women's hour)		12%

Go topless and just take the fines for indecent exposure on the chin (see the bank balance decrease)		18%

Total: 33 members' votes

by Andrew - Mon 7th May 2007, 10:08pm

The full version of the 1st option is:
Grow up in a warm country to obtain permanent tan, then wear loads of clothes in summer in the UK because it's too bloodie cold!!

by Dan Newton - Tue 8th May 2007, 9:07am

Andrew said: The full version of the 1st option is:
Grow up in a warm country to obtain permanent tan, then wear loads of clothes in summer in the UK because it's too bloodie cold!!

Whatever pastey

by Dan Newton - Tue 8th May 2007, 9:09am

Dan Newton said: Whatever pastey

pasty

by Erica - Tue 8th May 2007, 11:53am

and where's the option for "enthusiastically buy Factor 50+ sunscreen, apply liberally, wear lycra and straps with impunity, then discover several small missed patches post-outing"?

by Dan Newton - Thu 10th May 2007, 6:31pm

Erica said: "enthusiastically buy Factor 50+ sunscreen, apply liberally, wear lycra and straps with impunity, then discover several small missed patches post-outing"

(see comedy tiger-print tan)?