Yea yea yea, we all love BumpIt, but it seems to be lacking some options. Which of the following is likely to happen at some point during bumps week (up to and including post-bop carnage)
| Blades: M1 |   | 39% |
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| Blades: M2 | | 30% |
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| Blades: M3 | | 30% |
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| Blades: M4 | | 23% |
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| Blades: M5 | | 20% |
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| Blades: W1 | | 64% |
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| Blades: W2 | | 80% |
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| Blades: W3 | | 18% |
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| All FaT boats to spoon | | 7% |
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| Holes to appear in all Jesus' boats - FaT to retain Michell cup | | 34% |
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| FaT to bump Caius | | 59% |
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| Caius to bump FaT | | 5% |
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| LMBC to be too red | | 77% |
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| FaT buftys to outnumber everyone else on the river (including rowers) | | 61% |
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| FaT to form a secret cartel to fix the BumpIt results | | 16% |
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| NT to drive at >100mph with no brakes from York, every day to try and make the gun | | 61% |
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| FaTAMS epidemic to occur | | 5% |
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| JPD, NT, RTT, JWE etc to injure themselves in comic fashion on the towpath | | 55% |
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| Iain to run down Ian T and break his arm | | 11% |
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| Ian T to run down Iain and break his leg | | 7% |
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| Coker to turn up drunk to one or more races | | 43% |
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| Any member of FaT to be fined for 'foul and abusive behaviour/language' | | 64% |
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| Coker to be fined for 'foul and abusive behaviour/language' | | 45% |
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| LW to crash TR2 | | 30% |
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| LW to miss men's division, ABL to cox M2 (not going to happen :P) | | 18% |
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| Incest chart to be in need of updating | | 84% |
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| Buftys to (try and) seduce 'innocent' younger FaTers | | 73% |
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| BCD to result in being banned | | 16% |
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| BCD speeches to be short, succinct and to the point | | 2% |
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| BCD speeches to be short, succinct and to the point (in the minds of the speakers) | | 77% |
