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Siege!

Imagine you have angered a group of antisocial youths while out on the river - for example, you have broken their fishing line and they demand retribution. They follow you to the boathouse, where you quickly jump inside and prepare yourself for their arrival.

The hoardes arrive, armed with bricks, stones, and possibly knives. You look around to see what you could use to defend the boathouse. What do you do?

Pick up a blade and charge.		0%

Run out holding a backstay in one hand, a clam in the other as a knuckleduster, and start swinging wildly.		13%

Launch a single scull at the gang.		0%

Stand on the balcony frisbeeing Fairbairns shields at them.		13%

Stand on the balcony pelting them with weights and Headship medals.		6%

Dismantle an erg, craft some form of rudimentary nunchucks, put on some jet-black full-body lycra and abseil down from the roof.		6%

Attempt to drown them by throwing Lard items into the river.		0%

Put on the women's cheese music erg CD on maximum volume.		25%

Give Coker a call.		38%

Total: 16 members' votes

by Julia A - Sun 16th Jan 2011, 7:00pm

Revision going well then Gonzo?

by Swords - Sun 16th Jan 2011, 10:06pm

I sense a second mays song...

There's some violent thugs/in the neighbourhood/who you gonna call?/Tom Coker! etc.

by Thomas - Mon 17th Jan 2011, 4:19pm

Why would you have a jet black full body suit? surely it would be blue and gold?

by Julia A - Tue 18th Jan 2011, 2:07am

Swords said: I sense a second mays song...

There's some violent thugs/in the neighbourhood/who you gonna call?/Tom Coker! etc.

That's brilliant! We have to make sure it happens before everyone who knows of Coker is gone...