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BOAT CLUB | |
We all know there are lots of rules about Boat Club, but with which of them do you agree? 1st RULE: You do not talk about BOAT CLUB. |   | 39% |  | 2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about BOAT CLUB. |   | 43% |  | 3rd RULE: If someone says _stop_ or goes limp, taps out the outing is over. |  | 21% |  | 4th RULE: Only eight guys to a boat. |  | 32% |  | 5th RULE: One boat at a time. |  | 25% |  | 6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes. |   | 50% |  | 7th RULE: Outings will go on as long as they have to. |   | 96% |  | 8th RULE: If this is your first night at BOAT CLUB, you HAVE to row. |   | 57% | Total: 28 members' votes |
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Will the women's boat club gain the Lents Headship within the next 3 years? | |
After their fantastic performance this Lents, it's not that far away. Can they do it in 3 years? Total: 37 members' votes (16 comments...) |
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Name the new novice VIII | |
Something eye-catching, flash, witty. Something like... Ricardo |   | 26% |  | Camilla |  | 3% |  | Will Thorne |  | 3% |  | kss@firstandthird.org for formals |   | 10% |  | Break bows here (with a dotted line around the bow section) |   | 23% |  | Nimbus 5000 |  | 3% |  | GO ON BRYN! |  | 3% |  | Eat my bows | | 0% |  | Nick Kingsbury | | 0% |  | David Jones | | 0% |  | The Munro (welcomes freshers 8/9 at a time) |  | 3% |  | Penetrator | | 0% |  | Nothing, it will have to be replaced within a year | | 0% |  | The Bathtub | | 0% |  | Log | | 0% |  | Sir Martin Rees |   | 15% |  | FiT FaT VIII | | 0% |  | Crab Central | | 0% |  | We don't need sponsors |  | 3% |  | No name but a comical face with sharks teeth and evil eyes |  | 10% | Total: 39 members' votes (9 comments...) |
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For Valentine's Day I gave... | |
Tick all that apply. Card |   | 81% |  | Chocolates |   | 42% |  | Dinner |   | 50% |  | Flowers |  | 15% |  | Maxim |   | 15% |  | Underwear |   | 19% |  | Head |   | 35% | Total: 26 members' votes (7 comments...) |
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Where's Ditton? | |
Some people refer to the Ditton end of the reach as the Top of the reach |   | 32% |  | Bottom of the reach |   | 68% | Total: 37 members' votes (35 comments...) |
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Rampant boaties - what inter/intra-boatclub carnage have you been involved in? | |
We've all been to formal hall lots of times. I'm sure most of us have tried it on with an unsuspecting member of the opposition. But with members (past or present) of how many boatclubs have you actually been successful? First and Third Trinity BC |   | 84% |  | Caius BC |   | 31% |  | Christ's College BC |   | 28% |  | Churchill College BC |   | 9% |  | Clare BC |   | 34% |  | Clare Hall BC |  | 3% |  | Corpus Christi College BC |   | 13% |  | Darwin College BC |  | 6% |  | Downing College BC (shame on you) |   | 9% |  | Emmanuel College BC |   | 16% |  | Fitzwilliam College BC |  | 6% |  | Girton College BC |   | 16% |  | Homerton College BC |   | 34% |  | Hughes Hall BC |  | 3% |  | Jesus College BC |   | 25% |  | King's College BC |  | 3% |  | LMBC (tut tut) |   | 31% |  | Lucy Cavendish BC (?!) |  | 3% |  | Magdalene BC |   | 13% |  | New Hall BC |  | 19% |  | Newnham College BC |  | 22% |  | Pembroke College BC |   | 41% |  | Peterhouse BC |   | 25% |  | Queens' College BC |   | 16% |  | Robinson College BC |  | 9% |  | St Catharine's College BC |   | 19% |  | St Edmund's College BC |  | 3% |  | Selwyn College BC |   | 19% |  | Sidney Sussex College BC |   | 9% |  | Trinity Hall BC |   | 13% |  | Wolfson College BC |   | 6% |  | Black Prince BC |   | 50% |  | CUBC |   | 13% |  | CULRC |   | 16% |  | CUWBC |   | 22% |  | Leander |  | 3% |  | Rob Roy BC |   | 16% |  | Any other town club |   | 13% |  | Any Oxford club |   | 22% | Total: 32 members' votes (1 comment...) |
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In which boat will the first men race the Lent Bumps? | |
So far they've taken out BP2 and BP3... Black Prince 1 |   | 31% |  | Any one of the other Black Princes |  | 6% |  | A novice shell |  | 17% |  | A different boat every day |   | 11% |  | Fair Maid of Kent |   | 36% | Total: 36 members' votes |
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What constitutes 'cooperation' in the incest chart? | |
A line == a pull. But what is a pull? Touching |  | 4% |  | Kissing |  | 4% |  | Kissing with tongue (sometimes called 'French kissing', but not by me) |   | 54% |  | Shagging |  | 11% |  | Marriage |  | 4% |  | Mixed double outing |   | 21% |  | A stroke |  | 4% | Total: 28 members' votes (1 comment...) |
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Who do we hate most? | |
Caius |   | 15% |  | Downing |   | 53% |  | LMBC |   | 32% | Total: 34 members' votes (25 comments...) |
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What's the highest rate you've ever clocked? | |
Bonus points for small boats less than 40 |  | 14% |  | 40-45 |   | 18% |  | 46-48 |   | 32% |  | 49 | | 0% |  | 50 | | 0% |  | 51 | | 0% |  | 52 |  | 9% |  | 53 | | 0% |  | 54 |  | 5% |  | 55 |  | 5% |  | 56+ |  | 18% | Total: 22 members' votes (9 comments...) |
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New Year's Resolutions | |
This year, I resolve to train more |   | 73% |  | train less |  | 3% |  | win blades |   | 27% |  | qualify for/row at Henley |   | 27% |  | take a break from rowing |  | 3% |  | take up rowing again |  | 23% |  | do all the stretches my physio tells me to do |   | 37% |  | wash my kit |   | 40% |  | spend less time on this website |  | 30% |  | spend more time on this website |   | 10% |  | stomp |   | 40% |  | get a (new) job |   | 33% |  | smile more |   | 30% |  | buft |   | 40% |  | win the fancy dress prize at Cardinals |  | 3% |  | drink more (alcohol) |  | 17% |  | drink less (alcohol) |   | 27% |  | not make any resolutions |   | 10% | Total: 30 members' votes |
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Who delivered more Christmas presents this year ? | |
Father Christmas |   | 33% |  | St. Nicholas |  | 6% |  | Santa Claus |  | 11% |  | Kriss Kringle | | 0% |  | Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer |  | 11% |  | Royal Mail |   | 39% | Total: 18 members' votes |
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What is your 2k PW? | |
That's Personal Worst if it's not obvious - only counting pieces you started with the intention of doing a flat out 2k, and discounting any you didn't finish 10:00+ | | 0% |  | 9:40-9:59 | | 0% |  | 9:20-9:39 | | 0% |  | 9:00-9:19 |  | 4% |  | 8:50-8:59 |  | 4% |  | 8:40-8:49 |  | 4% |  | 8:30-8:39 |  | 4% |  | 8:20-8:29 |  | 7% |  | 8:10-8:19 | | 0% |  | 8:00-8:09 | | 0% |  | 7:50-7:59 |   | 7% |  | 7:40-7:49 |  | 14% |  | 7:30-7:39 |  | 11% |  | 7:20-7:29 |  | 4% |  | 7:10-7:19 |  | 21% |  | 7:00-7:09 |  | 11% |  | 6:50-6:59 |  | 7% |  | 6:40-6:49 | | 0% |  | 6:30-6:39 |  | 4% |  | 6:20-6:29 | | 0% |  | 6:10-6:19 | | 0% |  | 6:00-6:09 | | 0% |  | <6:00 | | 0% | Total: 28 members' votes (29 comments...) |
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Which of these have you experienced on an ergo? | |
Following on from our discussion of personal worsts, which of these have you done on an ergo? Thrown up |   | 48% |  | Got buttock cramp |   | 72% |  | Shat your pants (preferable to rowing for LMBC) |  | 4% |  | Had sex |   | 20% |  | Passed out |  | 4% |  | Given up |   | 72% | Total: 25 members' votes (4 comments...) |
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I won the Fairbairn Cup... | |
In 1956 |  | 10% |  | In 2004 |  | 19% |  | For second boats |  | 24% |  | For novices |  | 5% |  | For Fours |  | 10% |  | In my single scull |   | 67% | Total: 21 members' votes |
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How often do you wash your kit? | |
More than once a week |   | 29% |  | Once a week |   | 24% |  | Once a fortnight |   | 29% |  | Once a month |  | 9% |  | Once a term |  | 3% |  | When it rains |  | 6% | Total: 34 members' votes (11 comments...) |
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What is your 2k PB? | |
>8:20 |   | 6% |  | 8:10-8:19 | | 0% |  | 8:00-8:09 | | 0% |  | 7:50-7:59 |  | 12% |  | 7:40-7:49 |  | 3% |  | 7:30-7:39 |  | 3% |  | 7:20-7:29 | | 0% |  | 7:10-7:19 | | 0% |  | 7:00-7:09 |  | 6% |  | 6:50-6:59 |  | 12% |  | 6:40-6:49 |  | 9% |  | 6:30-6:39 |  | 15% |  | 6:20-6:29 |  | 18% |  | 6:10-6:19 |  | 9% |  | 6:00-6:09 |  | 3% |  | 5:50-5:59 | | 0% |  | 5:40-5:49 | | 0% |  | <5:39 |  | 3% | Total: 33 members' votes (37 comments...) |
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Allegiance? | |
Black Prince BC |   | 44% |  | First and Third Trinity BC |   | 56% | Total: 50 members' votes (6 comments...) |
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HoR4s. Select all the options that you think will occur | |
FaT Men beat BPBC Men |  | 10% |  | FaT Women beat BPBC women |   | 20% |  | FaT Men finish higher than they start |   | 65% |  | FaT Women finish higher than they start |   | 75% |  | FaT Men have a positive net overtaking record |   | 55% |  | FaT Women have a positive net overtaking record |   | 45% |  | FaT men overtaken by BPBC Men |   | 15% |  | FaT Women overtaken by BPBC Women |  | 5% |  | FaT Men best college crew |  | 25% |  | FaT Women best college crew |  | 10% |  | FaT Men get under the 2nd Lamppost |   | 60% |  | FaT Women get under the 2nd Lamppost |   | 45% |  | FaT Men have a huge blade clash |   | 45% |  | FaT Women have a huge blade clash |   | 50% |  | FaT Men have a huge blade clash with FaT Women |   | 10% | Total: 20 members' votes (7 comments...) |
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Which rowing term made you snigger most as a novice? | |
Stroke |  | 38% |  | Cox box | | 0% |  | Entry |  | 8% |  | Rack | | 0% |  | Pull | | 0% |  | Shaft |  | 46% |  | Scull | | 0% |  | Rudder |  | 8% | Total: 13 members' votes (9 comments...) |