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| We row in order to... | |
| ...win |   | 79% | | | ...have fun | | 21% |
Total: 39 members' votes (40 comments...) |
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| Who should trial lightweights next year? | |
| Andrew Lewis | | 38% | | | Will Laffan | | 44% | | | Richard Fletcher | | 44% | | | Martin Yarr | | 18% | | | John Kiely | | 28% | | | Philipp Preiss | | 41% | | | Lorry Carr | | 28% | | | Sam Lings | | 21% | | | Mohammad Dehabadi | | 18% | | | Tom O'Neill | | 23% | | | Seb Pancratz | | 44% | | | Christian Mertes | | 21% | | | Adam Blacklay | | 21% | | | James Strawson | | 23% | | | Tom Coker | | 26% | | | Hannah Jackson | | 15% | | | Fran Rawlins | | 59% | | | Julia Summers | | 51% | | | Rachel Croft | | 18% | | | Joanna Heath | | 18% | | | Amy Hewer | | 15% | | | Lilie Weaver | | 49% | | | Toby Garnett | | 38% |
Total: 39 members' votes (17 comments...) |
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| Who will be next year's Men's Captain? | |
Because we know its just a popularity contest anyway ;) | Tom ''El Presidente'' Coker | | 3% | | | Ming ''The Merciless'' Chung | | 41% | | | Sebastian ''I Only Scull'' Pancratz | | 3% | | | Will ''Shortest Headship Winner'' Laffan | | 3% | | | Emma ''Brian Is So Awesome'' Leadbetter | | 12% | | | Pedro ''How Can I Copy Erica After She's Gone'' Cunha | | 3% | | | Bryn ''Will Only Coach Novice Girls'' Garrod | | 18% | | | Martin ''Must Do Bigger Weights'' Yarr | | 3% | | | Chris ''Doing a PhD to Row'' Dunleavy | | 9% | | | Lorry ''Can't Look Forward'' Carr | | 0% | | | Adam ''Very Ordinary'' Blacklay | | 6% |
Total: 34 members' votes |
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| How to tan? | |
The second most important thing about Mays rowing (after bumps)... bronzing. | Stay completely covered at all times to avoid any chance of a tan (see A. Lea-Cox) | | 15% | | | Wear an all-in-one and get strap marks (see people too busy rowing to care about looks) | | 48% | | | Wear only one strap and then switch at the lock to avoid too much of a strap mark whilst still being able to row well (see T. Coker) | | 6% | | | Push both straps down to avoid strap marks and (if female) hope it holds and (if male) hope it doesn't (see Women's hour) | | 12% | | | Go topless and just take the fines for indecent exposure on the chin (see the bank balance decrease) | | 18% |
Total: 33 members' votes (5 comments...) |
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| Blue and gold bikinis? | |
It has been suggested that the new women's Mays kit should be blue and gold bikinis. Less (/fewer?) tan lines, and proof, if needed, that we are (all) female. Aye or Nay? | Yes please! | | 63% | | | No thanks! | | 37% |
Total: 43 members' votes (2 comments...) |
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| Punting skill | |
How good do you think you are? | I am/was a professional and made things up to tell tourists | | 10% | | | I am/was a professional | | 0% | | | I can go fast and straight | | 45% | | | I struggle if it's busy but I'm largely OK | | 16% | | | I may have hit an occasional bridge... | | 3% | | | I'm a danger to myself and others | | 6% | | | The Conservators have banned me | | 0% | | | I'm a lady so I get a burly man to punt me | | 6% | | | Water is for racing over, not drifting down | | 13% |
Total: 31 members' votes (13 comments...) |
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| Favourite test? | |
| 2k | | 7% | | | 5k | | 17% | | | 30 minute | | 3% | | | Max. Power | | 7% | | | Max. Weights | | 10% | | | 5k sculling | | 0% | | | Seat Race | | 13% | | | Rorschach | | 3% | | | Turing | | 7% | | | Edgbaston 2005 | | 33% |
Total: 30 members' votes (6 comments...) |
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| Website | |
It was suggested on the pub crawl that the site's login page (i.e. the navy blue background with the two large crests) be replaced with an animated lion who walks in from one side before stopping in the right pose. Thoughts? | Yes please | | 42% | | | No thanks | | 58% |
Total: 36 members' votes |
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| Easter training | |
| More than term-time | | 20% | | | Same as term-time | | 12% | | | Slightly less than term-time | | 12% | | | Non-rowing related cross-training (e.g. skiing) | | 32% | | | Very little, I'm off on holidays | | 4% | | | Pub crawl anyone? | | 20% |
Total: 25 members' votes (1 comment...) |
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| Eights Head | |
| Legends: 88th or better | | 5% | | | Very good: 89th - 118th | | 45% | | | Above Average: 119th - 164th | | 45% | | | Average: 165th - 200th | | 0% | | | Below par for this crew: 201st - 250th | | 0% | | | Below par for any 1st VIII: 251st - 300th | | 0% | | | Disaster: 301st or below | | 0% | | | Failure to finish | | 0% | | | Failure to start | | 0% | | | Event cancelled | | 5% |
Total: 20 members' votes (5 comments...) |
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| Grammar Police | |
You know who you are. | They're ensuring that high standards are maintained | | 66% | | | They're standing in the way of an evolving language | | 31% | | | There's no one quite like Grammar... | | 3% |
Total: 35 members' votes |
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| A beautiful game? | |
On Saturday (March 17th), FaTTBC FC will play BPBC FC in the final of the inaugural Football Challenge Pot. You're not a betting (wo)man, but if you were...? | FaT to win easily | | 30% | | | FaT to win narrowly | | 24% | | | FaT to win on penalties | | 8% | | | BPBC to win on penalties | | 8% | | | BPBC to win narrowly | | 14% | | | BPBC to win easily | | 11% | | | Seb to lose easily | | 41% | | | No injuries | | 0% | | | Minor injuries only | | 32% | | | One major injury | | 14% | | | Multiple major injuries | | 8% | | | Multiple major injuries to one person | | 32% | | | No cards | | 8% | | | Yellow cards only | | 24% | | | One red card | | 11% | | | Multiple red cards | | 30% | | | A full-blown fracas leading to FA charges | | 27% | | | FaT to score first | | 46% | | | BPBC to score first | | 30% | | | FaT to fail to score at all | | 3% | | | BPBC to fail to score at all | | 16% | | | FaT to concede a penalty | | 30% | | | BPBC to concede a penalty | | 38% | | | Anyone to score with a header | | 19% | | | Anyone to score with a volley | | 14% | | | Anyone to score from outside the area | | 43% | | | Anyone to score from his own half | | 16% | | | Anyone to score an own goal | | 54% | | | Anyone to score a hat-trick | | 22% | | | Anyone to score at the post-match social | | 49% | | | Streaker (FaT underwear) | | 38% | | | Streaker (inferior underwear) | | 5% | | | Streaker (no underwear) | | 5% | | | No WAGs present | | 11% | | | 1-5 WAGs present | | 46% | | | 6-10 WAGs present | | 11% | | | 11+ WAGs present | | 14% | | | FaT's destructive gambling culture to be exposed in Varsity in the build-up to the game | | 19% | | | BPBC's specially commissioned spyplane and listening devices employed at FaT training sessions to be exposed in The Cambridge Student in the build-up to the game | | 16% | | | Lorry to be seen daydreaming | | 49% | | | Will Laffan to win a header | | 16% | | | Tom Coker to turn up too drunk to play | | 57% | | | James Strawson to turn up on the wrong day | | 43% | | | Richard Fletcher to claim he's 'fed up of not winning anything' after the game | | 22% | | | Mark Sankey to do a fartlek session at half-time while smiling | | 24% | | | Seb to do a fartlek session at half-time while grimacing | | 57% | | | Seb to suffer abuse for being German | | 84% | | | Phil to suffer abuse for being ginger | | 70% | | | QB James Scott to shout 'Red, Red, 72, 72' | | 30% | | | Neil to be accused of sexism for failing to select any girls for BPBC | | 62% | | | Dan Darley to cycle to and from the game from London | | 49% | | | Dan Holland to 'do a Din' (i.e. require hospital treatment for exhaustion) | | 22% | | | Ingers to 'do an Ingers' | | 35% | | | Graham to 'do a Graham' | | 27% | | | Simon Blackburn to attempt to have the game called off for health and safety reasons | | 19% | | | BPBC to attempt to have the game called off because Bryn tries to play his ringer | | 27% | | | Jon Glass to do the 'robot dance' after scoring | | 41% | | | John Earl to provide a half-time 'keepy-uppy' masterclass | | 24% | | | Eton Boy to ask where the Wall is | | 41% | | | Matt Byrne to crown a mazy dribble from his own half with an outrageous left-foot chip over the onrushing goalkeeper | | 11% |
Total: 37 members' votes (15 comments...) |
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| Best of the rest | |
Yeah yeah Lent VIIIs we love you and all, but let's spread that love. In the style of the well known but trademarked movie awards, who should get the 'best supporting crew' award? | 2nd Men | | 39% | | | 2nd Women | | 13% | | | 3rd Men | | 5% | | | 3rd Women | | 29% | | | 4th Men | | 2% | | | 5th Men | | 13% |
Total: 56 members' votes (10 comments...) |
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| How will First and Third fare this week? | |
Estimate the total number of places lost or gained by our crews (in total) this week. We have 8 crews on the River, and could go up a total of 28 places if all crews gain blades with no overbumps. | Down more than 5 places | | 2% | | | Down between 1 and 5 | | 0% | | | Stay level | | 0% | | | Up between 1 and 5 | | 2% | | | Up between 6 and 10 | | 9% | | | Up between 11 and 15 | | 41% | | | Up between 16 and 20 | | 35% | | | Up between 21 and 25 | | 2% | | | Up more than 25 places for the week | | 9% |
Total: 46 members' votes (3 comments...) |
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| Grammar Police | |
They know who they are... | They're ensuring that high standards are maintained | | 50% | | | They're standing in the way of an evolving language | | 50% | | | There's no one quite like Grammar... | | 0% |
Total: 2 members' votes |
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| The Big One | |
| neither | | 2% | | | men | | 22% | | | women | | 5% | | | both | | 71% |
Total: 41 members' votes |
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| Day tickets | |
The ARA is abolishing day tickets next month and entry into all open regattas and heads will require ARA membership (unless they run dodgy events e.g. CRA only). Which of these do you agree with? | It will have no effect on me whatsoever | | 56% | | | I have regularly used day tickets as I do 1 or 2 open events each year and this will stop me racing | | 6% | | | I fear that there will be less people for me to race at events I go to | | 21% | | | It's good because it will stop people with lots of points cheating by entering on a day ticket with 0 points | | 26% | | | ARA membership is a rip-off | | 29% | | | ARA membership is good value for money | | 21% | | | I predict BPBC will now only enter non-ARA events | | 32% | | | What's a day ticket? | | 29% |
Total: 34 members' votes (4 comments...) |
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| Best indicator of form? | |
With only two competitions left before the Lents and, more importantly, BumpIT, which is traditionally the best indicator of who's going up and who's going down? Total: 31 members' votes (1 comment...) |
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| Which club do we hate the most? | |
Over the years it has become traditional to hate some clubs more than others, but which is the worst of the lot? | LMBC | | 22% | | | Downing | | 61% | | | Caius | | 17% | | | 5 iron | | 0% |
Total: 36 members' votes (5 comments...) |
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| The hype starts here | |
It seems you can't have a game of football these days without a load of OTT build-up. We're having a game of football, how can we best hype it up? | Just a note on the blackboard @GG on the day of the game | | 5% | | | Special section of this website | | 14% | | | Kick off is moved to accommodate tv schedules - debate over whether the organisers have sold out | | 23% | | | Richard Keys of SkySports calls it 'the most important game of football that's ever been played' | | 5% | | | Speaking before the game, Neil Talbott is quoted as saying the following when asked about Bryn 'But I'll tell ya - you can tell him now if you're watching it - we're still fighting for this title, and he's got to go to Cramner Road and get something, and. | | 5% | | | Graham Fisher breaks a metatarsal next week, leading to speculation regarding his participation in the game | | 18% | | | This poll is quite enough thank you. | | 32% |
Total: 22 members' votes (2 comments...) |
