On Saturday (March 17th), FaTTBC FC will play BPBC FC in the final of the inaugural Football Challenge Pot. You're not a betting (wo)man, but if you were...?
| FaT to win easily |   | 30% |
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| FaT to win narrowly | | 24% |
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| FaT to win on penalties | | 8% |
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| BPBC to win on penalties | | 8% |
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| BPBC to win narrowly | | 14% |
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| BPBC to win easily | | 11% |
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| Seb to lose easily | | 41% |
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| No injuries | | 0% |
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| Minor injuries only | | 32% |
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| One major injury | | 14% |
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| Multiple major injuries | | 8% |
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| Multiple major injuries to one person | | 32% |
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| No cards | | 8% |
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| Yellow cards only | | 24% |
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| One red card | | 11% |
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| Multiple red cards | | 30% |
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| A full-blown fracas leading to FA charges | | 27% |
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| FaT to score first | | 46% |
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| BPBC to score first | | 30% |
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| FaT to fail to score at all | | 3% |
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| BPBC to fail to score at all | | 16% |
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| FaT to concede a penalty | | 30% |
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| BPBC to concede a penalty | | 38% |
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| Anyone to score with a header | | 19% |
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| Anyone to score with a volley | | 14% |
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| Anyone to score from outside the area | | 43% |
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| Anyone to score from his own half | | 16% |
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| Anyone to score an own goal | | 54% |
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| Anyone to score a hat-trick | | 22% |
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| Anyone to score at the post-match social | | 49% |
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| Streaker (FaT underwear) | | 38% |
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| Streaker (inferior underwear) | | 5% |
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| Streaker (no underwear) | | 5% |
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| No WAGs present | | 11% |
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| 1-5 WAGs present | | 46% |
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| 6-10 WAGs present | | 11% |
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| 11+ WAGs present | | 14% |
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| FaT's destructive gambling culture to be exposed in Varsity in the build-up to the game | | 19% |
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| BPBC's specially commissioned spyplane and listening devices employed at FaT training sessions to be exposed in The Cambridge Student in the build-up to the game | | 16% |
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| Lorry to be seen daydreaming | | 49% |
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| Will Laffan to win a header | | 16% |
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| Tom Coker to turn up too drunk to play | | 57% |
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| James Strawson to turn up on the wrong day | | 43% |
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| Richard Fletcher to claim he's 'fed up of not winning anything' after the game | | 22% |
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| Mark Sankey to do a fartlek session at half-time while smiling | | 24% |
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| Seb to do a fartlek session at half-time while grimacing | | 57% |
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| Seb to suffer abuse for being German | | 84% |
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| Phil to suffer abuse for being ginger | | 70% |
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| QB James Scott to shout 'Red, Red, 72, 72' | | 30% |
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| Neil to be accused of sexism for failing to select any girls for BPBC | | 62% |
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| Dan Darley to cycle to and from the game from London | | 49% |
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| Dan Holland to 'do a Din' (i.e. require hospital treatment for exhaustion) | | 22% |
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| Ingers to 'do an Ingers' | | 35% |
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| Graham to 'do a Graham' | | 27% |
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| Simon Blackburn to attempt to have the game called off for health and safety reasons | | 19% |
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| BPBC to attempt to have the game called off because Bryn tries to play his ringer | | 27% |
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| Jon Glass to do the 'robot dance' after scoring | | 41% |
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| John Earl to provide a half-time 'keepy-uppy' masterclass | | 24% |
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| Eton Boy to ask where the Wall is | | 41% |
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| Matt Byrne to crown a mazy dribble from his own half with an outrageous left-foot chip over the onrushing goalkeeper | | 11% |
