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| Who have you done? | |
Boat Club ≡ Incest | Jane Allison |  | 4% | | | Tom Andrews | | 4% | | | Narelle Baker | | 4% | | | Charley Bates | | 4% | | | Ulrike Bauer | | 4% | | | Adam Blacklay |  | 4% | | | Jonathan Blazek | | 0% | | | Harriet Booker | | 4% | | | Abigail Breary | | 4% | | | Richard Bullock | | 70% | | | Lorry Carr | | 4% | | | Charles Chapin | | 0% | | | Ji-Jian Chow | | 0% | | | Ming Chung | | 0% | | | Tom Coker | | 0% | | | Rachel Croft | | 4% | | | Adam Csenki | | 0% | | | Damilola Dauda | | 4% | | | Jon Davies | | 9% | | | Will Dean | | 0% | | | Chris Dunleavy | | 0% | | | Richard Fletcher | | 0% | | | Abigail Fox | | 4% | | | Rachel Frigot | | 4% | | | Bryn Garrod | | 4% | | | Julijana Gjorgjieva | | 4% | | | Stu Gooch | | 0% | | | Joanna Heath | | 9% | | | Nicola Henshall | | 13% | | | Amy Hewer | | 13% | | | Sarah Hickey | | 4% | | | Liz Hill | | 4% | | | Dominic Hockley | | 4% | | | Phil Horler | | 0% | | | Hannah Jackson | | 9% | | | Dan Jane | | 4% | | | Magnus Jones | | 4% | | | John Kiely | | 4% | | | Konstantin Kisil | | 0% | | | Will Laffan | | 9% | | | Emma Leadbetter | | 9% | | | Andrew Lewis | | 9% | | | Sam Lings | | 9% | | | Sorcha McGinn | | 9% | | | Tristan Melen | | 0% | | | Christian Mertes | | 0% | | | Thomas O'Neill | | 0% | | | Kristina Ooi | | 9% | | | Igor Ostrowski | | 9% | | | Sebastian Pancratz | | 17% | | | Robert Patterson | | 9% | | | Sarah Pitt | | 9% | | | Lynsey Porter | | 17% | | | Philipp Preiss | | 0% | | | Helen Ralston | | 4% | | | Fran Rawlins | | 9% | | | Pedro Salgard-Cunha | | 4% | | | Matthew Sargeant | | 4% | | | Emma Smith | | 4% | | | Sarah Stoneman | | 4% | | | James Strawson | | 4% | | | Andrew Sugden | | 13% | | | Julia Summers | | 4% | | | Alex Sye | | 4% | | | Erica Thompson | | 4% | | | Corinne Vannatta | | 4% | | | Lilie Weaver | | 4% | | | P-J White | | 0% | | | Henry Wood | | 4% | | | Martin Yarr | | 4% | | | Sam Zhang | | 4% |
Total: 23 members' votes (12 comments...) |
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| We row in order to... | |
| ...win | | 79% | | | ...have fun | | 21% |
Total: 39 members' votes (40 comments...) |
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| Bumps Predictions | |
Yea yea yea, we all love BumpIt, but it seems to be lacking some options. Which of the following is likely to happen at some point during bumps week (up to and including post-bop carnage) | Blades: M1 | | 39% | | | Blades: M2 | | 30% | | | Blades: M3 | | 30% | | | Blades: M4 | | 23% | | | Blades: M5 | | 20% | | | Blades: W1 | | 64% | | | Blades: W2 | | 80% | | | Blades: W3 | | 18% | | | All FaT boats to spoon | | 7% | | | Holes to appear in all Jesus' boats - FaT to retain Michell cup | | 34% | | | FaT to bump Caius | | 59% | | | Caius to bump FaT | | 5% | | | LMBC to be too red | | 77% | | | FaT buftys to outnumber everyone else on the river (including rowers) | | 61% | | | FaT to form a secret cartel to fix the BumpIt results | | 16% | | | NT to drive at >100mph with no brakes from York, every day to try and make the gun | | 61% | | | FaTAMS epidemic to occur | | 5% | | | JPD, NT, RTT, JWE etc to injure themselves in comic fashion on the towpath | | 55% | | | Iain to run down Ian T and break his arm | | 11% | | | Ian T to run down Iain and break his leg | | 7% | | | Coker to turn up drunk to one or more races | | 43% | | | Any member of FaT to be fined for 'foul and abusive behaviour/language' | | 64% | | | Coker to be fined for 'foul and abusive behaviour/language' | | 45% | | | LW to crash TR2 | | 30% | | | LW to miss men's division, ABL to cox M2 (not going to happen :P) | | 18% | | | Incest chart to be in need of updating | | 84% | | | Buftys to (try and) seduce 'innocent' younger FaTers | | 73% | | | BCD to result in being banned | | 16% | | | BCD speeches to be short, succinct and to the point | | 2% | | | BCD speeches to be short, succinct and to the point (in the minds of the speakers) | | 77% |
Total: 44 members' votes (6 comments...) |
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| Who should trial lightweights next year? | |
| Andrew Lewis | | 38% | | | Will Laffan | | 44% | | | Richard Fletcher | | 44% | | | Martin Yarr | | 18% | | | John Kiely | | 28% | | | Philipp Preiss | | 41% | | | Lorry Carr | | 28% | | | Sam Lings | | 21% | | | Mohammad Dehabadi | | 18% | | | Tom O'Neill | | 23% | | | Seb Pancratz | | 44% | | | Christian Mertes | | 21% | | | Adam Blacklay | | 21% | | | James Strawson | | 23% | | | Tom Coker | | 26% | | | Hannah Jackson | | 15% | | | Fran Rawlins | | 59% | | | Julia Summers | | 51% | | | Rachel Croft | | 18% | | | Joanna Heath | | 18% | | | Amy Hewer | | 15% | | | Lilie Weaver | | 49% | | | Toby Garnett | | 38% |
Total: 39 members' votes (17 comments...) |
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| Who will be next year's Men's Captain? | |
Because we know its just a popularity contest anyway ;) | Tom ''El Presidente'' Coker | | 3% | | | Ming ''The Merciless'' Chung | | 41% | | | Sebastian ''I Only Scull'' Pancratz | | 3% | | | Will ''Shortest Headship Winner'' Laffan | | 3% | | | Emma ''Brian Is So Awesome'' Leadbetter | | 12% | | | Pedro ''How Can I Copy Erica After She's Gone'' Cunha | | 3% | | | Bryn ''Will Only Coach Novice Girls'' Garrod | | 18% | | | Martin ''Must Do Bigger Weights'' Yarr | | 3% | | | Chris ''Doing a PhD to Row'' Dunleavy | | 9% | | | Lorry ''Can't Look Forward'' Carr | | 0% | | | Adam ''Very Ordinary'' Blacklay | | 6% |
Total: 34 members' votes |
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| How to tan? | |
The second most important thing about Mays rowing (after bumps)... bronzing. | Stay completely covered at all times to avoid any chance of a tan (see A. Lea-Cox) | | 15% | | | Wear an all-in-one and get strap marks (see people too busy rowing to care about looks) | | 48% | | | Wear only one strap and then switch at the lock to avoid too much of a strap mark whilst still being able to row well (see T. Coker) | | 6% | | | Push both straps down to avoid strap marks and (if female) hope it holds and (if male) hope it doesn't (see Women's hour) | | 12% | | | Go topless and just take the fines for indecent exposure on the chin (see the bank balance decrease) | | 18% |
Total: 33 members' votes (5 comments...) |
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| Blue and gold bikinis? | |
It has been suggested that the new women's Mays kit should be blue and gold bikinis. Less (/fewer?) tan lines, and proof, if needed, that we are (all) female. Aye or Nay? | Yes please! | | 63% | | | No thanks! | | 37% |
Total: 43 members' votes (2 comments...) |
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| Punting skill | |
How good do you think you are? | I am/was a professional and made things up to tell tourists | | 10% | | | I am/was a professional | | 0% | | | I can go fast and straight | | 45% | | | I struggle if it's busy but I'm largely OK | | 16% | | | I may have hit an occasional bridge... | | 3% | | | I'm a danger to myself and others | | 6% | | | The Conservators have banned me | | 0% | | | I'm a lady so I get a burly man to punt me | | 6% | | | Water is for racing over, not drifting down | | 13% |
Total: 31 members' votes (13 comments...) |
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| Favourite test? | |
| 2k | | 7% | | | 5k | | 17% | | | 30 minute | | 3% | | | Max. Power | | 7% | | | Max. Weights | | 10% | | | 5k sculling | | 0% | | | Seat Race | | 13% | | | Rorschach | | 3% | | | Turing | | 7% | | | Edgbaston 2005 | | 33% |
Total: 30 members' votes (6 comments...) |
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| Eights Head | |
| Legends: 88th or better | | 5% | | | Very good: 89th - 118th | | 45% | | | Above Average: 119th - 164th | | 45% | | | Average: 165th - 200th | | 0% | | | Below par for this crew: 201st - 250th | | 0% | | | Below par for any 1st VIII: 251st - 300th | | 0% | | | Disaster: 301st or below | | 0% | | | Failure to finish | | 0% | | | Failure to start | | 0% | | | Event cancelled | | 5% |
Total: 20 members' votes (5 comments...) |
