All race reports for Albert Cheung
Event: May Bumps 2005 - Wednesday
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Event: Lent Bumps 2005 - Wednesday
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Event: Battle for the Fleeces 2006 - 1st division
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The Beer Boat got off to a dismal start, with the draw strokes failing to materialize, and the Keen Boat appeared to capitalize on it. But with steely resolve and Tom Coker at 3, the Beer Boat found their trademark devastating rhythm and began to haul their filled bathtub of a vessel back towards the Keen Boat. By the time we got to the railway bridge, we had stretched our lead to over a length, but the Keenos hadn't given up. With what seemed like a push of epic proportions, they used their corner to pull the deficit back to a third of a length.
Unfortunately for them the Beer Boat whipped out their secret weapon - the Man In The Water Push. Despite a valiant effort from Rich Fenn to initiate blade clash and force an error from the Beer Boat, we held on to the end, and used the last corner to stretch the lead back out to a length.
TR4 here we come, but alas no fleeces.
Event: Lent Bumps 2006 - Friday
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On the row down, something felt different from the previous days. The catches were quick, the finishes were together, and (gasp) was that actual work going down in the water? Surely not...
We were smooth and relaxed out of the blocks, absolutely in control and perhaps letting Caius inside distance momentarily. But then one stroke after the wind, we hit a powerful rhythm that we haven't had since Newnham Short Course, and proceeded to reel the Red Scum in. The hooters came in short order, and we forced a slightly scrappy Man In The Water Push while cornering at First Post. It was all over in The Gut, about twice as quickly as we had expected. A triple whammy of sorts - 3rd VIII headship, denied Caius blades, and helped Maggie on their way to spooons.
Event: Lent Bumps Getting-on Race 2006 -
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... just seen the results. Only 9s slower than the fastest N-Q crew. Beat 12 higher crews, including LMBC 5 by 22s. Shame not to get on, but a performance to be proud of.
Event: Lent Bumps Getting-on Race 2006 -
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Martin tells me you are the first FaT 5th VIII in the Lents for five years. Nice one.
Event: Lent Bumps 2006 - Tuesday
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This was the first time I've been responsible for carnage, and I loved it :-D
Event: Lent Bumps 2006 - Wednesday
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Event: Lent Bumps 2006 - Thursday
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In all seriousness, you looked smooth and in control today. Here's hoping for a good race on saturday and that long overdue bump on Jesus (even if they don't park it like they did today).
Event: Lent Bumps 2006 - Saturday
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Event: Lent Bumps 2006 - Saturday
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Event: 2nd Trinity Challenge Sculls 2006 - Shell
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Felt spacky and slow most of the way, and never hit any sort of rhythm until the railway bridge. Slightly embarrassed that my last 500m were probably the fastest part of the piece...
Event: 2nd Trinity Challenge Sculls 2006 - Shell
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"Outflow in two, outflow in one, outflow NOW!
- holds breath -
Great, you're still in the boat, let's get straight and go!"
Actually this was a really good row - very impressed indeed.
Event: Foster Fairbairn Pairs 2006 - Men's 2-
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Whilst waiting at the lock, I came to the realisation that I had omitted one of my more important pre-race rituals - the Preparatory Evacuation. I like to think this gave us a sense of urgency.
The row itself was not too bad, although apparently we did a good job of squandering a healthy lead during the second kilometre (we had no idea as we were chasing). Tom's steering was pretty solid, despite my best attempts to make us hit the outsides of both First Post and Ditton.
We probably should have won more easily, but at least we made it to the Penny Ferry in time...
Event: Foster Fairbairn Pairs 2006 - Men's 2-
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We rowed a bit better this time, pushing our finishes out more convincingly. But the first race had taken its toll and the power was lacking. The corners were more colourful, with a mini-crab sending us to the inside of First Post Corner, and this time I made sure we messed up Ditton by calling a restart before the corner was over.
Seb reckons we lost by about 20s but when the margin is that big it's hard to tell. Thanks to Dami and Seb for coming out.
Event: City Sprints 2006 - CRA Nv 4+
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Event: Champion of the Thames Eights Head 2006 - Men's 1st Div. Mays
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Caius M2 were 14s faster than us today. We need to - and will - raise our game and start to row with confidence and precision, to retain our position on the river.
Event: Champion of the Thames Eights Head 2006 - Men's Lower Div. Mays
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Focussing on long finishes paid dividends in the first half, but these shortened up as the pain set in. Some good calls from Rich seemed to bring it back together for the last pushes. Looking encouraging for Bumps.
Event: Cambridge 99's Regatta 2006 - Men's lower division
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Nevertheless, we somehow made it to the start without breaking Richard Church (which by the way steers absolutely fine). Our start was inspired, and we pulled in to a healthy 2/3 length lead down the outside of the Reach. But as the guys tired, the stroke length came down and the rhythm became pretty rushed. Wolfson started coming back around the outside of the railway bridge corner, but our guys hung in there and managed to limit their losses, crossing the line a few seats ahead.
A pretty impressive first performance from a crew that defines the word 'scratch'.
Event: Cambridge 99's Regatta 2006 - Men's lower division
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Event: Cambridge 99's Regatta 2006 - 1st division
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At the time I wasn't sure if it was Will or myself being heckled, but to be honest, there's no better motivator to row well than some foolish opposition cox telling you that you might be about to blow up. Underhand tactics will get you nowhere.
Event: May Bumps 2006 - Wednesday
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This was probably one of the best pieces we've done. Watching Caius fade away was satisfaction enough, but hearing one, two and three whistles in the space of a minute was simply beyond the realms of what we had planned for. And to bump Selwyn just out of Grassy - sweet.
Event: May Bumps 2006 - Thursday
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OK I've finally posted the photos from day 2. Sorry for the delay.
Event: May Bumps 2006 - Friday
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It was nice to see Selwyn and Caius disappear off our stern, and by the time we crossed the line they looked about half a Reach away from us.
Event: May Bumps 2006 - Saturday
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Well rowed, Caius.
Event: Pembroke Regatta 2006 - Lower division
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Event: Queens' Novice Ergo Competition 2005 - 1st division
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By all accounts we were running in 3rd until the last man, at which point Homerton wheeled out their comedy giant.
Round one to the red scum, but we were back in training by 7.10 the next morning, and it'll be much closer the next time we meet...
Event: Queens' Novice Ergo Competition 2005 - 2nd division
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Event: Cambridge Winter Head 2005 - Student Beginner VIIIs
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Spurred on by the knowledge that the 1sts had rowed the course at a very relaxed rate, these guys put a mighty effort into their race and managed to make it pay off, holding off a Queen's senior crew and expertly negotiating a swerving pleasure boat at Ditton.
The boys responded well to Amelia's well-judged calls, and each push brought noticeable improvement. Congrats on a good result and let's build on it for Clare Novices and Fairbairns.
Event: Cambridge Winter Head 2005 - Student Beginner VIIIs
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The 11 minutes and 50 seconds of rowing that ensued were characterized by generally good technique and power. Unfortunately, the 1st novice men turned in a time not worthy of themselves, by choosing to row the course at a rating which most would call good for training, but simply too low for racing...
Next time we'll go out there and throw the kitchen sink at them. In the meantime we need to get back in the boat and focus on turning our power and technique into speed.
It should also be noted that a large number of seconds were lost due to having to hold it up at Grassy. Several coxes have reported that the 'good' ship is only good at turning right. Today's events seem to have confirmed that rumour, and to be honest it never seemd like the boat was going to turn at all, let alone complete the corner. Nadi made the smart decision to abort the corner before it was too late, and the 2nds subsequently opted for Peter Brandt.
Event: Clare Novice Regatta 2005 - Plate
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From the bank, the row looked comfortable and solid. Timing was mostly together, and crabs were notable in their absence. A steady rhythm with little rushing saw our boys moving faster than the oppo from start to finish. There's more to come from this crew; given some decent opposition, there should be some really good racing on saturday.
Event: Clare Novice Regatta 2005 - Plate
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Event: Clare Novice Regatta 2005 - Plate
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Event: Clare Novice Regatta 2005 - Plate
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Masses of potential in this boat - if we can get those blades in and out together on every stroke, we'll be flying.
Event: Clare Novice Regatta 2005 - Cup
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Just as I was beginning to allow myself a little gloat, our guys suddenly veered hard to the left, and slammed it into the opposite bank, with a sound that struck fear into the depths of my soul. Emma A meanwhile, cut off by our shenanigans, couldn't avoid a collision, and watched helplessly as their bow section impacted with our boat and sheared off.
Apologies to Emma for the damage to their boat - I'm glad to report that TR4 was fine.
We paddled down to the finish, and were told that we would be racing the next round.
Event: Clare Novice Regatta 2005 - Cup
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We now go into Fairbairns with a very strong, focussed 1st VIII, who are hungry for a win after being denied twice. Some real application in the last couple of outings should pay dividends.
Event: Clare Novice Regatta 2005 - Plate
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Event: Novice Fairbairn Cup 2005 - 1st division
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Event: Novice Fairbairn Cup 2005 - 1st division
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Event: Pembroke Regatta 2006 - Lower division
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"Jesus have a man in the water! Push!"
Luckily for them, they were only a few strokes from the line, and so both crews left the flailing ejectee for dead and in rather ungentlemanly fashion made a mad dash for the line. Jesus made it a split second before us. The much anticpiated all-FaT final was never to be.
Glad to hear the Jesus ejectorman was ok.
Event: Pembroke Regatta 2006 - Lower division
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Event: Robinson Head 2006 - Lower VIIIs
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But yeah, a very impressive result from the 3rds; both of our '3rd' VIII's are now amongst the top four 3rd VIII's on the river. Here's hoping for more solid progress between now and Bumps.
Event: Robinson Head 2006 - Lower VIIIs
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This plan worked exceedingly well, as a 30-stroke breather meant that the restart was both powerful and smooth. Luckily after the restart we maintained the aggression all the way to the finish, but being a gentlemen's VIII, we were far too polite to close up behind a women's crew, and decided to hold station half a length behind Newnham instead.
Event: Newnham Short Course 2006 - Lower VIIIs
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Event: Fairbairn Cup 2005 - Lower VIIIs
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Event: Novice Fairbairn Cup 2005 - 2nd division
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Event: Novice Fairbairn Cup 2005 - 2nd division
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Just as with the 3rds, I was seriously impressed with how these guys went today. It was easy to tell that everyone was giving it everything, and the fact that they finished one position behind the 3rds is a testament to their tenacity. The rowing got a bit messy in the last few hundred metres, but this was simply a product of unbridled hard work, and the guys never gave up.
The result shows '2nd NM4 boat' but it should probably read 1st NM4 boat. The only 4th crew to beat them were Queens 4ths, who were in fact the second fastest Queens crew - i.e. actually Queen's seconds. Well done guys!
Special mention should go to Richard Fenn for his epic steering. The man hugged every bend like Michael Schumacher, and fearlessly took the racing line to the limit at every opportunity. the marshal at Chesterton even commented on how sweet a line we took around the corner!
Event: Novice Fairbairn Cup 2005 - 1st division
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Event: May Bumps 2007 - Wednesday
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Here's hoping that the First and Third M2 saga continues to new heights today...
Event: May Bumps 2008 - Saturday
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At the tender age of 16, I had decided (1) that rowing was no longer fun and (2) never to row seriously again. I feel I've comfortably delivered on the latter. But how could I have been so wrong on the former?
Emma's race report pretty much says it all. I had serious doubts when Christ's held us around the first two corners and came inside distance at the Plough. Surely we're going to blow?!?! I don't remember that much more of the race (tunnel vision, etc). But the enduring memories from my hardest and last bumps race will be:
1. Emma's calls at the Plough, and halfway down the Reach. Absolutely no recollection of what you said, but it was good :-)
2. Coker's 3rd day chat: "The moment you decide you don't want to catch as fast as you possibly can is the moment you've decided you don't want to take the next stroke. That's when you lose the race." Or something along those lines, running through my head.
3. Hannes actually rowing well for the whole race. WTF mate. Nice job.
4. Coker being an absolute animal during the eternity between the Railings and the bend in the Reach.
I leave here having joined the ranks of the veterans of the 2nd May VIII (take a bow Tom Andrews and Seb Pancratz). Over the last four years, I've been grateful to have found a fun way to row again. Cheers.
Event: May Bumps 2008 - Friday
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Rowing in front of Fitz is a bit like having front row seats at cirque du soleil. "Oooooh. They're really good. Impressive. I wish we could do that..." Game over.
To paraphrase a race report from last term:
We thought it was a race. We didn't know it was a show.
ADDENDUM: We just finished writing the song. It would be a mistake to miss the dinner this year...
Event: May Bumps 2008 - Thursday
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Looks like being a boring set of Bumps for Clare, sorry guys.
Event: May Bumps 2008 - Wednesday
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Event: Cambridge Head-2-Head 2008 - 1st division
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1. Become one of the ~5 fastest crews around.
2. Absolutely, without a doubt, guarantee that next year's 2nd May VIII get spoons.
I know, I know... we've been saying number 2 for years now ;-)
Event: Foster Fairbairn Pairs 2008 - Men's 2-
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1. Stroke's rigger didn't fall apart.
2. We didn't fall in.
3. We don't need to change our crew name.
It took us an eternity to extract ourselves from the bank after our tree-induced boat-stopper, but after that the rowing was actually reasonably un-comic.
A rudder, however, would have been nice.
Negatives:
1. I think we could have had them.
Event: Lent Bumps 2008 - Saturday
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Event: Lent Bumps 2008 - Friday
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Once we rounded Ditton, the ominous silence from our bank party told us all we needed to know, and the rate and power dipped, but CCAT were never remotely a threat.
Thanks Ming for the coaching and the last minute clams.
Event: Lent Bumps 2008 - Thursday
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Like a washing machine, but faster. And dirtier.
Luckily we were quicker than CCAT so only had to put up with the wash for a couple of minutes.
Tomorrow we face the unappetising prospect of attempting to bump Homerton within 30 strokes. The alternative being an extremely long row-over from Lock to Finish...
Event: Lent Bumps 2008 - Wednesday
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Event: Lent Bumps 2008 - Tuesday
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Just to clear things up, we have had eleven proper outings with the crew. We only had one last-minute sub in the race today, due to illness. We're a competent bunch and are both safe and responsible when rowing and racing.
The remainder of my race report still stands and can be found below for reference:
"Spack-o-meter: 10/10
"The key to success in the third men's division is to row badly, but not so badly that you have to go past the Plough. Job done."
I apologise for misleading my loyal readership and would respectfully remind them that my comments are lighthearted in nature.
Event: Newnham Short Course 2008 - 2nd division
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Edit: I said we were 4th but I suppose we were actually the 3rd quickest crew if LMBC1 rowed twice.
Event: Fairbairn Cup 2007 - Invitation VIIIs
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