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May Term Lard by The Lardmeister - Wed 5th May 2004, 9:59am
A new term, and a new LARD competition.
Here's the Lard Standings for the term so far ... :o)
Name  Lard  Items
djh   634    22
rb    298    24
hsc   260    15
ccsi  218    36
jpd   201    17
tdc   159    26
gm    150    12
aml   141    16
arr   137    20
jwe   126     6
js    123    17
wat   109     8
acl    91    11
amd    86    17
agrs   81    10
cema   73    11
rjm    64    11
djtn   62     7
cm     57    12
ad     57    15
twr    56    12
mjb    55    24
pjh    49    10
mhs    48     5
elt    46     7
djb    35     8
sat    34    20
bjg    32     4
wgk    30     5
riap   29     2
hd     24     3
kn     23     1
jl     21     2
sjc    18     4
dw     18    12
jwg    17     2
dn     15     2
csd    12     3
mw     12    14
pks     8    13
rhd     6     1
cc      6     2
epp     6     5
rka     6    32
tf      3     3
by RTT - Wed 5th May 2004, 10:16am
Din's flapjack fetish seems to be doing him proud!
by mjb - Wed 5th May 2004, 10:24am
RTT said: Din's flapjack fetish seems to be doing him proud!
You mean "flipjicks" ?
by gf - Wed 5th May 2004, 11:34am
mjb said: You mean "flipjicks" ?
Maybe he's been eating a lot of Kit Kits? Bintys?? Dible Dickers???
by Dubya - Wed 5th May 2004, 12:15pm
How can I be 10th?! I've only been to the boathouse like 3 times this term! You are all slack. Except Din of course
by dw229 - Wed 5th May 2004, 2:19pm
Can we have an anti-lard competition for the most number of items purchased but least lard?
by mjb - Wed 5th May 2004, 3:09pm
dw229 said: Can we have an anti-lard competition for the most number of items purchased but least lard?
So you can try and win with superior Hydroactive consumption ?
by Dan - Wed 5th May 2004, 10:04pm
i think an average of 28 gms of fat per item is pretty good going. i suspect i have cracked 700 gms total by now too.
by mjb - Wed 5th May 2004, 10:12pm
Dan said: i think an average of 28 gms of fat per item is pretty good going. i suspect i have cracked 700 gms total by now too.
All that means is that at least one of your items wasn't a flipjick.
by Lard Man - Sat 22nd May 2004, 9:35pm
Updated Lard Standings ... the "Flipjick King" is currently way out in front ...
Name Lard Items
djh  1272    47
cm    661    64
jpd   601    53
rb    591    50
tdc   503    58
ccsi  454    73
arr   376    61
twr   324    34
gm    300    27
hsc   290    17
js    285    44
wat   281    19
aml   246    25
cema  240    33
mjb   224    66
accw  207    15
amd   179    30
pks   179    50
bjg   169    17
dw    159    34
agrs  156    21
acl   153    19
djtn  127    15
jwe   126     7
rhd   123    12
elt   114    11
ad    114    41
rka   113    46
gd    108     9
sr    105     7
rjm   105    17
jl     96    13
ab     85    10
mhs    83     7
sjc    76     9
mjc    66    11
pjh    65    17
sat    63    32
sp     56     5
jef    51    27
atc    45     4
riap   44     3
epp    41    22
hd     36     6
djb    35    19
hst    33     3
tf     33     7
mw     32    27
jmg    30     3
wgk    30     5
cc     27     5
kn     23     1
nbc    19     4
jg     19     5
jwg    17     2
dn     15     3
sjj    14     2
mcp    14     3
elg    13     4
csd    12    13
dgm     8     2
ipe     7     3
jyc     4     1
lm      4     1
jk      4     3
mam     3     1
gs      3     1
sjb     3     3
vlw     3     4
zcm     0     7
cb      0     4
tjh     0     4
araa    0     2
lab     0     2
ath     0     2
hwc     0     1
lp      0     1
var     0     1
by Lard Man - Sat 22nd May 2004, 9:44pm
Lard Man
by Eton Boy - Sat 22nd May 2004, 10:27pm
Sounds like we have a true lightweight in the making...
by jpd - Mon 24th May 2004, 9:57pm
Lard Man said: Updated Lard Standings ... the "Flipjick King" is currently way out in front ...
Looks like some serious fat consumption will have to take place in the next 2 weeks.
by Lard Man - Wed 16th Jun 2004, 10:47am
jpd said: Looks like some serious fat consumption will have to take place in the next 2 weeks.
But not enough, I'm afraid.
Final Top 20 ... (the fourth column is the lard per item coefficient)

Name Lard Items Coeff
djh  1630    64  25.5   LARD King, Best LARD/Item ratio
jpd  1101   110  10.0
cm    959   110   8.7
rb    931    88  10.6
ccsi  703   115   6.1
tdc   681    84   8.1
twr   561    55  10.2
accw  477    44  10.8   LARDiest Cox
aml   464    40  11.6
arr   443   106   4.2   LARD Queen
wat   435    33  13.2
gm    403    44   9.2
amd   375    64   5.9
cema  360    79   4.6
js    344    61   5.6
agrs  326    45   7.2
dw    316    59   5.4
mjb   312   129   2.4
djtn  302    31   9.7
hsc   290    17  17.1
...
jef    63    54   1.2   Worst Lard/Item Ratio
by Monalisa - Wed 16th Jun 2004, 11:09am
So, don't i win anything for having the crappiest lard to item ratio of the entire boatclub? Not even a big bottle of lucozade hydroactive??
by dw229 - Wed 16th Jun 2004, 12:05pm
Uh-oh. If Hydroactive costs about 90p and I've bought 59 items of lard this term, I'm in for a pretty hefty bill...
by Ingers - Wed 16th Jun 2004, 4:21pm
But who has bought the most value of lard?
by Lard Man - Wed 16th Jun 2004, 4:25pm
Ingers said: But who has bought the most value of lard?
I won't release other people's numbers for that one, but the top 10, in order are :
mjb (£94.88), ccsi, cm, jpd, tdc, ad, pks, jef, rb, dw
Top 16 all have bills over £30 though ...
by Ingers - Wed 16th Jun 2004, 4:41pm
I was thinking about for the whole year. So that, given the profitability of the venture :-), we can see who are the greatest patrons of the club. I reckon it will be between you and me.

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