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Who have you done? | |
Boat Club ≡ Incest Jane Allison | | 4% | | Tom Andrews | | 4% | | Narelle Baker | | 4% | | Charley Bates | | 4% | | Ulrike Bauer | | 4% | | Adam Blacklay | | 4% | | Jonathan Blazek | | 0% | | Harriet Booker | | 4% | | Abigail Breary | | 4% | | Richard Bullock | | 70% | | Lorry Carr | | 4% | | Charles Chapin | | 0% | | Ji-Jian Chow | | 0% | | Ming Chung | | 0% | | Tom Coker | | 0% | | Rachel Croft | | 4% | | Adam Csenki | | 0% | | Damilola Dauda | | 4% | | Jon Davies | | 9% | | Will Dean | | 0% | | Chris Dunleavy | | 0% | | Richard Fletcher | | 0% | | Abigail Fox | | 4% | | Rachel Frigot | | 4% | | Bryn Garrod | | 4% | | Julijana Gjorgjieva | | 4% | | Stu Gooch | | 0% | | Joanna Heath | | 9% | | Nicola Henshall | | 13% | | Amy Hewer | | 13% | | Sarah Hickey | | 4% | | Liz Hill | | 4% | | Dominic Hockley | | 4% | | Phil Horler | | 0% | | Hannah Jackson | | 9% | | Dan Jane | | 4% | | Magnus Jones | | 4% | | John Kiely | | 4% | | Konstantin Kisil | | 0% | | Will Laffan | | 9% | | Emma Leadbetter | | 9% | | Andrew Lewis | | 9% | | Sam Lings | | 9% | | Sorcha McGinn | | 9% | | Tristan Melen | | 0% | | Christian Mertes | | 0% | | Thomas O'Neill | | 0% | | Kristina Ooi | | 9% | | Igor Ostrowski | | 9% | | Sebastian Pancratz | | 17% | | Robert Patterson | | 9% | | Sarah Pitt | | 9% | | Lynsey Porter | | 17% | | Philipp Preiss | | 0% | | Helen Ralston | | 4% | | Fran Rawlins | | 9% | | Pedro Salgard-Cunha | | 4% | | Matthew Sargeant | | 4% | | Emma Smith | | 4% | | Sarah Stoneman | | 4% | | James Strawson | | 4% | | Andrew Sugden | | 13% | | Julia Summers | | 4% | | Alex Sye | | 4% | | Erica Thompson | | 4% | | Corinne Vannatta | | 4% | | Lilie Weaver | | 4% | | P-J White | | 0% | | Henry Wood | | 4% | | Martin Yarr | | 4% | | Sam Zhang | | 4% | Total: 23 members' votes (12 comments...) |
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We row in order to... | |
...win | | 79% | | ...have fun | | 21% | Total: 39 members' votes (40 comments...) |
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Bumps Predictions | |
Yea yea yea, we all love BumpIt, but it seems to be lacking some options. Which of the following is likely to happen at some point during bumps week (up to and including post-bop carnage) Blades: M1 | | 39% | | Blades: M2 | | 30% | | Blades: M3 | | 30% | | Blades: M4 | | 23% | | Blades: M5 | | 20% | | Blades: W1 | | 64% | | Blades: W2 | | 80% | | Blades: W3 | | 18% | | All FaT boats to spoon | | 7% | | Holes to appear in all Jesus' boats - FaT to retain Michell cup | | 34% | | FaT to bump Caius | | 59% | | Caius to bump FaT | | 5% | | LMBC to be too red | | 77% | | FaT buftys to outnumber everyone else on the river (including rowers) | | 61% | | FaT to form a secret cartel to fix the BumpIt results | | 16% | | NT to drive at >100mph with no brakes from York, every day to try and make the gun | | 61% | | FaTAMS epidemic to occur | | 5% | | JPD, NT, RTT, JWE etc to injure themselves in comic fashion on the towpath | | 55% | | Iain to run down Ian T and break his arm | | 11% | | Ian T to run down Iain and break his leg | | 7% | | Coker to turn up drunk to one or more races | | 43% | | Any member of FaT to be fined for 'foul and abusive behaviour/language' | | 64% | | Coker to be fined for 'foul and abusive behaviour/language' | | 45% | | LW to crash TR2 | | 30% | | LW to miss men's division, ABL to cox M2 (not going to happen :P) | | 18% | | Incest chart to be in need of updating | | 84% | | Buftys to (try and) seduce 'innocent' younger FaTers | | 73% | | BCD to result in being banned | | 16% | | BCD speeches to be short, succinct and to the point | | 2% | | BCD speeches to be short, succinct and to the point (in the minds of the speakers) | | 77% | Total: 44 members' votes (6 comments...) |
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Who should trial lightweights next year? | |
Andrew Lewis | | 38% | | Will Laffan | | 44% | | Richard Fletcher | | 44% | | Martin Yarr | | 18% | | John Kiely | | 28% | | Philipp Preiss | | 41% | | Lorry Carr | | 28% | | Sam Lings | | 21% | | Mohammad Dehabadi | | 18% | | Tom O'Neill | | 23% | | Seb Pancratz | | 44% | | Christian Mertes | | 21% | | Adam Blacklay | | 21% | | James Strawson | | 23% | | Tom Coker | | 26% | | Hannah Jackson | | 15% | | Fran Rawlins | | 59% | | Julia Summers | | 51% | | Rachel Croft | | 18% | | Joanna Heath | | 18% | | Amy Hewer | | 15% | | Lilie Weaver | | 49% | | Toby Garnett | | 38% | Total: 39 members' votes (17 comments...) |
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Who will be next year's Men's Captain? | |
Because we know its just a popularity contest anyway ;) Tom ''El Presidente'' Coker | | 3% | | Ming ''The Merciless'' Chung | | 41% | | Sebastian ''I Only Scull'' Pancratz | | 3% | | Will ''Shortest Headship Winner'' Laffan | | 3% | | Emma ''Brian Is So Awesome'' Leadbetter | | 12% | | Pedro ''How Can I Copy Erica After She's Gone'' Cunha | | 3% | | Bryn ''Will Only Coach Novice Girls'' Garrod | | 18% | | Martin ''Must Do Bigger Weights'' Yarr | | 3% | | Chris ''Doing a PhD to Row'' Dunleavy | | 9% | | Lorry ''Can't Look Forward'' Carr | | 0% | | Adam ''Very Ordinary'' Blacklay | | 6% | Total: 34 members' votes |
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How to tan? | |
The second most important thing about Mays rowing (after bumps)... bronzing. Stay completely covered at all times to avoid any chance of a tan (see A. Lea-Cox) | | 15% | | Wear an all-in-one and get strap marks (see people too busy rowing to care about looks) | | 48% | | Wear only one strap and then switch at the lock to avoid too much of a strap mark whilst still being able to row well (see T. Coker) | | 6% | | Push both straps down to avoid strap marks and (if female) hope it holds and (if male) hope it doesn't (see Women's hour) | | 12% | | Go topless and just take the fines for indecent exposure on the chin (see the bank balance decrease) | | 18% | Total: 33 members' votes (5 comments...) |
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Blue and gold bikinis? | |
It has been suggested that the new women's Mays kit should be blue and gold bikinis. Less (/fewer?) tan lines, and proof, if needed, that we are (all) female. Aye or Nay? Yes please! | | 63% | | No thanks! | | 37% | Total: 43 members' votes (2 comments...) |
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Punting skill | |
How good do you think you are? I am/was a professional and made things up to tell tourists | | 10% | | I am/was a professional | | 0% | | I can go fast and straight | | 45% | | I struggle if it's busy but I'm largely OK | | 16% | | I may have hit an occasional bridge... | | 3% | | I'm a danger to myself and others | | 6% | | The Conservators have banned me | | 0% | | I'm a lady so I get a burly man to punt me | | 6% | | Water is for racing over, not drifting down | | 13% | Total: 31 members' votes (13 comments...) |
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Favourite test? | |
2k | | 7% | | 5k | | 17% | | 30 minute | | 3% | | Max. Power | | 7% | | Max. Weights | | 10% | | 5k sculling | | 0% | | Seat Race | | 13% | | Rorschach | | 3% | | Turing | | 7% | | Edgbaston 2005 | | 33% | Total: 30 members' votes (6 comments...) |
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Eights Head | |
Legends: 88th or better | | 5% | | Very good: 89th - 118th | | 45% | | Above Average: 119th - 164th | | 45% | | Average: 165th - 200th | | 0% | | Below par for this crew: 201st - 250th | | 0% | | Below par for any 1st VIII: 251st - 300th | | 0% | | Disaster: 301st or below | | 0% | | Failure to finish | | 0% | | Failure to start | | 0% | | Event cancelled | | 5% | Total: 20 members' votes (5 comments...) |
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Website | |
It was suggested on the pub crawl that the site's login page (i.e. the navy blue background with the two large crests) be replaced with an animated lion who walks in from one side before stopping in the right pose. Thoughts? Yes please | | 42% | | No thanks | | 58% | Total: 36 members' votes |
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Easter training | |
More than term-time | | 20% | | Same as term-time | | 12% | | Slightly less than term-time | | 12% | | Non-rowing related cross-training (e.g. skiing) | | 32% | | Very little, I'm off on holidays | | 4% | | Pub crawl anyone? | | 20% | Total: 25 members' votes (1 comment...) |
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Grammar Police | |
You know who you are. They're ensuring that high standards are maintained | | 66% | | They're standing in the way of an evolving language | | 31% | | There's no one quite like Grammar... | | 3% | Total: 35 members' votes |
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A beautiful game? | |
On Saturday (March 17th), FaTTBC FC will play BPBC FC in the final of the inaugural Football Challenge Pot. You're not a betting (wo)man, but if you were...? FaT to win easily | | 30% | | FaT to win narrowly | | 24% | | FaT to win on penalties | | 8% | | BPBC to win on penalties | | 8% | | BPBC to win narrowly | | 14% | | BPBC to win easily | | 11% | | Seb to lose easily | | 41% | | No injuries | | 0% | | Minor injuries only | | 32% | | One major injury | | 14% | | Multiple major injuries | | 8% | | Multiple major injuries to one person | | 32% | | No cards | | 8% | | Yellow cards only | | 24% | | One red card | | 11% | | Multiple red cards | | 30% | | A full-blown fracas leading to FA charges | | 27% | | FaT to score first | | 46% | | BPBC to score first | | 30% | | FaT to fail to score at all | | 3% | | BPBC to fail to score at all | | 16% | | FaT to concede a penalty | | 30% | | BPBC to concede a penalty | | 38% | | Anyone to score with a header | | 19% | | Anyone to score with a volley | | 14% | | Anyone to score from outside the area | | 43% | | Anyone to score from his own half | | 16% | | Anyone to score an own goal | | 54% | | Anyone to score a hat-trick | | 22% | | Anyone to score at the post-match social | | 49% | | Streaker (FaT underwear) | | 38% | | Streaker (inferior underwear) | | 5% | | Streaker (no underwear) | | 5% | | No WAGs present | | 11% | | 1-5 WAGs present | | 46% | | 6-10 WAGs present | | 11% | | 11+ WAGs present | | 14% | | FaT's destructive gambling culture to be exposed in Varsity in the build-up to the game | | 19% | | BPBC's specially commissioned spyplane and listening devices employed at FaT training sessions to be exposed in The Cambridge Student in the build-up to the game | | 16% | | Lorry to be seen daydreaming | | 49% | | Will Laffan to win a header | | 16% | | Tom Coker to turn up too drunk to play | | 57% | | James Strawson to turn up on the wrong day | | 43% | | Richard Fletcher to claim he's 'fed up of not winning anything' after the game | | 22% | | Mark Sankey to do a fartlek session at half-time while smiling | | 24% | | Seb to do a fartlek session at half-time while grimacing | | 57% | | Seb to suffer abuse for being German | | 84% | | Phil to suffer abuse for being ginger | | 70% | | QB James Scott to shout 'Red, Red, 72, 72' | | 30% | | Neil to be accused of sexism for failing to select any girls for BPBC | | 62% | | Dan Darley to cycle to and from the game from London | | 49% | | Dan Holland to 'do a Din' (i.e. require hospital treatment for exhaustion) | | 22% | | Ingers to 'do an Ingers' | | 35% | | Graham to 'do a Graham' | | 27% | | Simon Blackburn to attempt to have the game called off for health and safety reasons | | 19% | | BPBC to attempt to have the game called off because Bryn tries to play his ringer | | 27% | | Jon Glass to do the 'robot dance' after scoring | | 41% | | John Earl to provide a half-time 'keepy-uppy' masterclass | | 24% | | Eton Boy to ask where the Wall is | | 41% | | Matt Byrne to crown a mazy dribble from his own half with an outrageous left-foot chip over the onrushing goalkeeper | | 11% | Total: 37 members' votes (15 comments...) |
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What's the most beautiful piece of sport you've ever seen (live)? | |
*Liu Xiang broke Colin Jackson's 13-year-old 110m hurdles world record this week. That World Championship-winning run of 12.91 from CJ was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in sport. What's your favourite - not the most important or dramatic, but simply the most beautiful? (Ideally you should have watched it live for it to count.)
* denotes a link to a video clip. *Football: Diego Maradona's second goal, Argentina vs England, World Cup QF, 1986 | | 0% | | *Football: Marco van Basten's winner, Holland vs USSR, European Championship Final, 1988 | | 0% | | *Football: Roberto Carlos's goal, Brazil vs France, Le Tournoi, 1997 | | 5% | | *Football: Michael Owen's goal, England vs Argentina, World Cup Round 2, 1998 | | 0% | | *Football: Dennis Bergkamp's last-minute winner, Holland vs Argentina, World Cup QF, 1998 | | 0% | | *Football: Ryan Giggs's extra-time winner, Man United vs Arsenal, FA Cup SF, 1999 | | 0% | | *Football: Thierry Henry's winner, Arsenal vs Man United, Premiership, 2000 | | 0% | | *Football: Zinedine Zidane's winner, Real Madrid vs Bayer Leverkusen, Champions' League Final, 2002 | | 5% | | *Football: Steven Gerrard's last-minute equaliser, Liverpool vs West Ham, FA Cup Final, 2006 | | 10% | | *Football: Esteban Cambiasso's goal, Argentina vs Serbia, World Cup Group C, 2006 | | 5% | | Cricket: Lance Klusener's 31* off 16 balls, South Africa vs Australia, World Cup SF, 1999 | | 0% | | Cricket: Kevin Pietersen's 91* off 65 balls, England vs Australia, ODI, 1999 | | 0% | | Cricket: Matthew Hoggard's series-winning 7-61, England vs South Africa, 2005 | | 0% | | Cricket: England (477) reducing Australia to 99/5, 4th Ashes Test, 2005 | | 0% | | Rugby: Rob Andrew's last-minute match-winning drop goal, England vs Australia, World Cup QF, 1995 | | 0% | | Rugby: Jonny Wilkinson's tackle on Matt Giteau, England vs Australia, World Cup Final, 2003 | | 0% | | *Rugby: Jonny Wilkinson's last-minute match-winning drop goal, England vs Australia, World Cup Final, 2003 | | 15% | | Rowing: Searle brothers winning Gold in the coxed pair with Gary Herbert, Barcelona, 1992 | | 0% | | Rowing: Redgrave and Pinsent winning Gold in Barcelona, 1992 | | 0% | | Rowing: Redgrave and Pinsent winning Gold in Atlanta, 1996 | | 0% | | Rowing: Cambridge breaking the course record (16.19) in winning the Boat Race, 1998 | | 0% | | Rowing: British coxless four winning Gold in Sydney, 2000 | | 0% | | Rowing: British eight winning Gold in Sydney, 2000 | | 5% | | *Rowing: Oxford winning from behind at Barnes Bridge, Boat Race, 2002 (see next option for video) | | 5% | | *Rowing: Oxford winning by one foot, Boat Race, 2003 (video) | | 0% | | Rowing: British coxless four winning Gold in Athens, 2004 | | 5% | | Athletics: Daley Thompson's decathlon Olympic Gold, Los Angeles, 1984 | | 0% | | Athletics: Colin Jackson's 110m hurdles world record (12.91), World Championships, Stuttgart, 1993 | | 5% | | *Athletics: Jonathan Edwards's triple jump world record (18.29m), World Championships, Gothenburg, 1995 | | 0% | | Athletics: Haile Gebrselassie breaking the 5000m world record by 11 seconds, Zurich, 1995 | | 0% | | *Athletics: Michael Johnson's 200m world record (19.32), Olympic Final, Atlanta, 1996 | | 5% | | Athletics: Haile Gebrselassie winning Olympic 10000m Gold, Sydney, 2000 | | 0% | | Swimming: Australia beating the USA to win Gold in the 4x100m relay, Sydney, 2000 | | 0% | | Hockey: Great Britain going 2-0 up on Germany, Olympic Final, Seoul, 1988 | | 0% | | Tennis: Goran Ivanisevic beating Pat Rafter in 5 sets, Wimbledon Final, 2001 | | 0% | | Tennis: Roger Federer beating Andy Roddick, Wimbledon Final, 2005 | | 0% | | Golf: Constantino Rocca's 60-foot putt on the 18th hole to force a play-off, British Open, 1995 | | 0% | | Golf: Tiger Woods winning the US Masters by a record 12 shots, aged 21, 1997 | | 0% | | *Snooker: Ronnie O'Sullivan's world record fastest 147 in 5min 20sec, 1997 | | 0% | | *Figure-skating: Torvill and Dean winning Gold with Bolero, Winter Olympics, Sarajevo, 1984 | | 5% | | Other (please post below, with a link if possible.) | | 30% | Total: 20 members' votes (30 comments...) |
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Best of the rest | |
Yeah yeah Lent VIIIs we love you and all, but let's spread that love. In the style of the well known but trademarked movie awards, who should get the 'best supporting crew' award? 2nd Men | | 39% | | 2nd Women | | 13% | | 3rd Men | | 5% | | 3rd Women | | 29% | | 4th Men | | 2% | | 5th Men | | 13% | Total: 56 members' votes (10 comments...) |
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How will First and Third fare this week? | |
Estimate the total number of places lost or gained by our crews (in total) this week. We have 8 crews on the River, and could go up a total of 28 places if all crews gain blades with no overbumps. Down more than 5 places | | 2% | | Down between 1 and 5 | | 0% | | Stay level | | 0% | | Up between 1 and 5 | | 2% | | Up between 6 and 10 | | 9% | | Up between 11 and 15 | | 41% | | Up between 16 and 20 | | 35% | | Up between 21 and 25 | | 2% | | Up more than 25 places for the week | | 9% | Total: 46 members' votes (3 comments...) |
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Grammar Police | |
They know who they are... They're ensuring that high standards are maintained | | 50% | | They're standing in the way of an evolving language | | 50% | | There's no one quite like Grammar... | | 0% | Total: 2 members' votes |
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The Big One | |
neither | | 2% | | men | | 22% | | women | | 5% | | both | | 71% | Total: 41 members' votes |
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Day tickets | |
The ARA is abolishing day tickets next month and entry into all open regattas and heads will require ARA membership (unless they run dodgy events e.g. CRA only). Which of these do you agree with? It will have no effect on me whatsoever | | 56% | | I have regularly used day tickets as I do 1 or 2 open events each year and this will stop me racing | | 6% | | I fear that there will be less people for me to race at events I go to | | 21% | | It's good because it will stop people with lots of points cheating by entering on a day ticket with 0 points | | 26% | | ARA membership is a rip-off | | 29% | | ARA membership is good value for money | | 21% | | I predict BPBC will now only enter non-ARA events | | 32% | | What's a day ticket? | | 29% | Total: 34 members' votes (4 comments...) |