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http://www.googlism.comfrom mike goodson is a volunteer captain with black mountain fire department and works for the state of nc, Sun 3rd Nov, 7:52pm
Another great way to find descriptions of your favourite everyday objects:

what is rowing? rowing is fun. rowing is the best sport on the planet.

what is first and third? first and third is absolutely free. first and third is a tall order but we're more than capable of doing it. first and third is particularly well suited to popular styles where there is usually a bass drum hit on the first beat.

who is martin peck? martin peck is pissed.

who is graham fisher? graham fisher is working up to twenty years experience and is a certified canoe.

who is john earl? john earl is a bit of a pratt. john earl is out on bail this morning. john earl is now deceased.
by Sarah - Sun 3rd Nov 2002, 8:46pm
"who is john earl? john earl is a bit of a pratt. john earl is out on bail this morning. john earl is now deceased."
Check out the 8th one though!
by the mind boggles - Sun 3rd Nov 2002, 10:49pm
Well that clears up the problem of the corpse mentioned on the CUCBC message board, anyway!
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by Simon - Wed 6th Nov 2002, 3:43pm
I just put in Lent Bumps and got:

lent bumps is the worthington cup of cambridge rowing

which is a fantastic (but wrong) quote, from the CUCBC boards...
by Sarah - Wed 6th Nov 2002, 4:37pm
Simon said: sarah taylor is a repressed criminal psychologist who meets a mysterious hunk named tony ramirez in the supermarket
Thats good - I'm going to Tesco's tonight.
by g fisher is in its final days - Wed 6th Nov 2002, 6:39pm
Simon said: black prince...
titan is a world of mystery.
fair maid is indeed a rollicking.
fair maid is dressed in a lemon coloured cardigan which is edged with white cuffs and collar. (Guy?)
margot is completely renovated.
denys is definately [sic] worth a visit.
scylla is sitting right in the washington metro area.
charybdis is a huge bladder.
hambleden is a good example of a white water play site which deserves some attention from both squirtists and float boaters.
conqueror is a nutjob.
conqueror is watertight and dustproof. (not even before we burned it was this true)
by Dubya - Wed 6th Nov 2002, 11:44pm
What is the worthington cup?
by Dubya - Wed 6th Nov 2002, 11:45pm
Also S didn't meet the mythical hunk Tony Ramirez in Tesco's ... wonder where he will be?
by Mike - Thu 7th Nov 2002, 12:49am
Dubya said: What is the worthington cup?
That just about explains it...
by gf - Thu 7th Nov 2002, 1:47am
Dubya said: What is the worthington cup?
According to googlism...

the worthington cup is the football equivalent of an honorary knighthood
by Dubya - Thu 7th Nov 2002, 10:32am
Never put your siblings names into googlism. You don't want to know.

lesley is a prime time hooters girl
lesley is visually stunning looking
lesley is a lovely female
lesley is not logged in at the moment
by mike is precisely the kind of movie you'd expect to see if the nba were to get into the business of producing movies - Thu 7th Nov 2002, 10:50am
Dubya said: Never put your siblings names into googlism. You don't want to know.
Well:

dubya is a huge ass
dubya is evil as fuck
dubya is a joke
dubya is a moron
and
dubya is the ultimate ugly american

I get the feeling it might be talking about someone else though...
by RTT - Thu 7th Nov 2002, 10:54am
Dubya said: Never put your siblings names into googlism. You don't want to know.

lesley is a prime time hooters girl
lesley is visually stunning looking
lesley is a lovely female
lesley is not logged in at the moment
The last of these is probably lucky. Anyway, are you suggesting that Lesley is not visually stunning, or lovely? This seems a little harsh coming from her brother.

Anyway, I've found out something even more amazing....

muddy waters is the basis for the blues as we know them today
muddy waters is the equivalent of an instant cake mix
by RTT - Thu 7th Nov 2002, 11:15am
Would that it were true.....

Check out the first result!
by RTT - Thu 7th Nov 2002, 11:24am
bury st edmunds is stored in five silos
bury st edmunds is not the only place in suffolk
bury st edmunds is the old plague
bury st edmunds is a market town with brewing

Also, apparently

bury st edmunds is 1 km away

which leads me to wonder how it takes 25 mins on the A14 to get there?
by the pope - Thu 7th Nov 2002, 1:08pm
Apparently:

Cambridge is

which is nice to know.
by Becca - Thu 7th Nov 2002, 1:34pm
"Becca is an amazing woman"
Always nice to know these things.
by Becca - Thu 7th Nov 2002, 1:36pm
However:
'North is cow'.
Hmmm........
by Simon - Thu 7th Nov 2002, 1:46pm
RTT said: which leads me to wonder how it takes 25 mins on the A14 to get there?
Because:
a14 is a road built recently and on the cheap
a14 is dangerously full
a14 is truly the "highway to europe"
a14 is a fundamentally different type of road to the others
a14 is this four bedroomed detached property built by persimmon homes
a14 is in chaos; it will give car drivers a real reason to try public transport
by Dubya - Thu 7th Nov 2002, 2:17pm
Googlism knows all!

trophy blade is surely the ultimate momento of university or college life well spent; perhaps a bit unwieldy

fairbairns is a very long and hard race for all crews

silver pairs is the more prestigious of the two pairs events

lightweight is designed for sprints
lightweight is best

adrian cassidy is the talent development coach tasked with identifying talented individuals at both university level

(but what you didn't know is...)

cassidy is a scout for the los angeles dodgers

(so actually CULRC are just baseball rejects)
by Simon - Thu 7th Nov 2002, 2:30pm
Dubya said: Googlism knows all!
Apparently so:
bumps supper is always enlivened by a boat burning
mays dinner is very important in instilling a sense of community and history in the boat club
wolfson party room is more like a nuclear bunker
bop is inevitable
captain's room is always available
captain's room is decorated with nautical momentos and features a queen size bed with a carved oak headboard
captain's room is especially popular with couples of all ages
captain's room is just $60 per night
by Dubya - Thu 7th Nov 2002, 2:33pm
Simon said: captain's room is just $60 per night
If only I'd known! I'd be rich!!
by mike is a former lapd narcotics investigator who discovered cia trafficking in drugs in 1977 - Thu 7th Nov 2002, 4:57pm
Dubya said: If only I'd known! I'd be rich!!
Yes, but:

being rich is not what it's cracked up to be
having money is dangerous
being wealthy is morally wrong

and anyway:

fleecing people is my job

Googlism never lies...
by RTT - Fri 8th Nov 2002, 12:30pm
Oh dear!

michael parker is a dead man

But also:

michael parker is a very mysterious man
michael parker is still living

Something smells fishy, and I'm not talking about the contents of Baldrick's apple crumble.
by goodson is still passionate about getting behind the wheel of an automobile and driving at a speed well over 120 mph - Fri 8th Nov 2002, 3:12pm
lard is tasty
lard is one of the coolest substances known to man
lard is the epicure's choice
lard is an excellent cure for many illnesses
lard is the provider of life

mmm... lard...
by fisher is among the top 3 realtors in butte - Fri 8th Nov 2002, 4:38pm
cox is a bitch
stroke is a random and unpredictable complication
seven is a taste of heaven
six is a freak show
five is down to two after rose's announcement
four is one tough ticket
three is way off
two is irrational
bow is allowed at the olympic games
coach is a cad
by RTT - Fri 8th Nov 2002, 4:45pm
fisher is among the top 3 realtors in butte
five is down to two after rose's announcement
Ah yes! That announcement!

I hereby bin myself from CULRC. I have also moved the start of my PhD forwards to December 1st, and would like to trial for the 5 seat in the Fairbairn VIII. This leaves the present incumbent (despite him not having been selected yet) with but one option: to switch to the Dark Side and row at 2.

Glad to clear things up.
by bucket rig is one of the best inventions a goat keeper could possibly own - Fri 8th Nov 2002, 4:54pm
RTT said: Ah yes! That announcement!

I hereby bin myself from CULRC. I have also moved the start of my PhD forwards to December 1st, and would like to trial for the 5 seat in the Fairbairn VIII. This leaves the present incumbent (despite him not having been selected yet) with but one option: to switch to the Dark Side and row at 2.

Glad to clear things up.
Suitable frig-rigging could obviate the need for a change of sides.
by probable 5 man - Fri 8th Nov 2002, 5:10pm
RTT said: Ah yes! That announcement!

I hereby bin myself from CULRC. I have also moved the start of my PhD forwards to December 1st, and would like to trial for the 5 seat in the Fairbairn VIII. This leaves the present incumbent (despite him not having been selected yet) with but one option: to switch to the Dark Side and row at 2.

Glad to clear things up.
Could be a close seat race...
by probable 5 man - Sun 10th Nov 2002, 11:33am
probable 5 man said: Could be a close seat race...
Although you'll probably beat my current 2K at erg champs...
by Dubya - Mon 11th Nov 2002, 9:51am
being rich is not what it's cracked up to be
I can't believe Dewire's been fooling us all these years...
by mike is lame and predictable but kids will love it - Mon 11th Nov 2002, 12:27pm
Dubya said: I can't believe Dewire's been fooling us all these years...
dewire is the mother of two beautiful daughters

(s)he certainly has been fooling us...
by four years later - Mon 25th Nov 2002, 1:19pm
dr peck is particularly good on the subject of personal relationships

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