The Club's Results

May Bumps 2024

1st men's VIII

Crew list for 1 race:

Wednesday, Bumped by Robinson

Coxed by: Isabella Fiske Harrison

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Thursday, Bumped by Hughes Hall

Coxed by: Isabella Fiske Harrison

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Friday, Bumped by Fitzwilliam

Coxed by: Kian Moshiri

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Saturday, Bumped by Caius II

Coxed by: Isabella Fiske Harrison

2nd in division 2
Down 4 - Bumped by Robinson, Hughes Hall, Fitzwilliam and Caius II
Wednesday
Bumped by Robinson
This was not plan A.

We got bumped coming onto the reach. It was incredibly depressing. We had a row over in the legs if we wanted it enough, but Binson clearly wanted it more. We’d got them overbumped last year, when they geared short, went out to catch us, failed and then we’re caugh by Catz I. They came for revenge, and we were unprepared. Apologies all.

With Hughes behind us, and 6,5,3 of the Blue Boat in their stern 3, it’s a tough task. 

Time for plan B, a “cunning plan.”
(Thomas Frith)
Thursday
Bumped by Hughes Hall
“I have a cunning plan:”

We shot off for Robinson and did not achieve our desired result. We came close. “A canvas, a canvas/My kingdom for a canvas!”

“I have a plan:”
(Thomas Frith)
Friday
Bumped by Fitzwilliam
“I have a plan:”

They were fast. Not even around first post. They’d been faster than us all term, and we went out to hold them.
But for tomorrow:
“No worries, I have a cunning plan:”
(Thomas Frith)
Saturday
Bumped by Caius II
“Baldrick[Daniel], I have a cunning plan:”

Aw shucks. The new cunning plan included a row over here and a double overbump on Maggie II.

I have no plan now, only leg pain and sorrow.

That was a pretty awful row. There was no rhythm, and the shortest bumps race I’ve done (even shorter than the 6 returner Catz M1 bump on us last year), and a pretty bad campaign.

In these 4 races, we’ve had 13 people race in M1. Most of these subs hadn’t rowed all term. Injury and illness (and annoying Scottish commitments) abounded, and we paid the price. I regret day 1, but today, with two subs, was always going to be difficult.

I’m proud of the attitude these past few days, but bitterly, bitterly regret the results. I’ve had 7 terms in M1, with last term out due to injury, and my novice term. This crew didn’t deserve the result that it was handed down, and it certainly didn’t deserve to lose Angus, Isaac, and Bella on various days. It was enjoyable to row with everyone, we just didn’t have the grit for Day 1.

Four 1st years in the boat (Isaac being a PhD 1st year doesn’t really count), three of whom learned to row here. They’ve had an accelerated start to rowing at FaT, and hopefully have an excellent time ahead of them.

I hope to rectify this campaign next year.
(Thomas Frith)