The Club's Results
Cardinal's Regatta, Lent Term 2004
"a regatta unlike any other..."
Thu 11th March
We rock, big time!
A fantastic day saw the FaT caterpillar crew win their first ever event! Formed barely a few days ago this crew show great promise, racing with a poise and finesse rarely seen in caterpillar crews these days.
We also had plenty of time to practise crew 'keeping warm' hugs between rounds - an essential part of any race preparation they were much more enjoyable, for me at least, in this mixed crew than in the Men's Lent 2nd VIII.
n.b we had Jono Airey at 5 (Jesus ejector no7 man from lent bumps) and Dan Reynolds at 3(Downing). Also subbed in during the day were a very tall extremely pleasant Jesus girl at 2 and a Selwyn cox with whiskers and bunny ears. Thanks to all who helped out.
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FaT CATERPILLAR, Fancy Dress
miles an' miles
not a problem this one
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<h4>Relevant info on crew members as evolved into a pre-race email</h4><p>Subject: Caterpillar Crew....<br /> Date: 10 Mar 2004 15:47:11 +0000<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Privileged Caterpillars,<br /> <br /> Faced with an acute work crisis and a pending sentence to introduce myself<br /> to the Dean, I will make this short. However, this is not to underestimate<br /> the historical and metaphysical importance of what we are about to do:<br /> <br /> LAUNCH THE ALREADY LEGENDARY 2004 CARDINALS CATERPILLAR CREW ONTO THE WORLD<br /> OF ROWING!!!<br /> <br /> We (Zoe and myself) have assembled an VIII of internationally distinguished<br /> rowers around the only cox that steers her boat without use of rudder, but<br /> by mere weight of breasts alone! To all who do not yet know her, this is<br /> RACHEL WOOLF.<br /> <br /> Then CLAIRE STANLEY, a dignified already-bufty (having noviced last term,<br /> as part of the stunning and beguilingly successful 1st Novice VIII) who has<br /> been ordered to forget anything she still knows about rowing in order to<br /> ensure caterpillar style of true world class standard.<br /> <br /> Blessed be the day that sent us two members of the crew, which,<br /> misleadingly known as 'Monarchs of the Cam', did most of their lent<br /> training on land, having trashed the beautiful Black Prince 2 by leaving it<br /> untied on top of a trailer. DAN NEWTON and PHIL HORLER, we salute you.<br /> <br /> A further highlight manifests itself in DAN REYNOLDS, a weary-of-life diver<br /> who is to be introduced as the Phantom Menace, being a member of a boatclub<br /> of doubtful reputation (in FaT circles)... the 2nd Downing Women he<br /> coached, however, did not blade like ours, so this should make up for the<br /> fact that we have...<br /> <br /> AILANORE HARPER and ZOE MICHLIG in our midst. A pentathlete-slash-varsity<br /> fencer and a scuba-slash-sky diver (bring on the recklessnes) who were too<br /> lazy to ever race further than the motorway bridge in bumps. This is the<br /> attitute we need!<br /> <br /> Not to forget our messiah, our guru, nay, our God... JONO AIREY. The<br /> ejector-crab-man-from-jesus. Need I say more?<br /> <br /> Which leaves me with myself. PIA SCHAEFER, an economist on the path to<br /> self-destruction.<br /> <br /> <br /> Now, for organisation... please meet ATBH (FaT boathouse that is) no later<br /> than 1000 hours tomorrow. Titan awaits being cross-dressed as a caterpillar<br /> and that should take a while.<br /> <br /> Please try to WEAR SOMETHING GREEN (alternatively any army-style colours)<br /> and avoid colours offensive to FaT members. Actually, don't worry about it,<br /> since Downing have proven to be a neglegible threat and I don't guess any<br /> of our 'alien participants' would choose to wear Caius, Maggie or Pembroke<br /> (gollum, gollum) kit.<br /> <br /> The race draw is attached.<br /> <br /> Finally, drink as much alcohol as you can, refrain from eating pasta or<br /> maltloaf, do not sleep more than the absolute minimum necessary and forget<br /> anything you ever learned about rowing in time!<br /> <br /> Victory awaits us,<br /> <br /> xxx pia</p><div align="right"><font size="-1"><a href="#top">^ top</a></font></div><hr>
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